My girlfriend made it clear that she has two unwritten rules:

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TastiSqueeze@reddit

I'm going to share with you the sum total of all knowledge a man can ever know about women. This is all that men have learned and will never change because women have been women since time began. If you don't get it, you have never been in a relationship with a woman. Here it is.

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Buffalo_River_Lover@reddit

And there are two very, very important words that every man in a relationship with a woman desperately needs to know, and memorize:

Yes, Dear.

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Willing_Calendar_373@reddit

Don't forget "you're right " and "sorry, dear".

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Cool-Coffee-8949@reddit

Unspoken too, I imagine.

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No_Frost_Giants@reddit

I have to agree with her on this

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AndyDLighthouse@reddit

Her fourth point is a little extreme, though, don't you think?

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mog44net@reddit

Seriously, what has to happen to be that extreme about cream cheese?

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NeeAnderTall@reddit

Having the craving only to be denied by an empty container at the worst possible moment.

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madlibs13@reddit

I disagree with #1.

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notyourregularninja@reddit

So does OP but he cannot argue with his GF

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Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit

Growing up, my grandmother kept saying she had many unwritten rules. It was only later I realized why I'd never seen them.

She was illiterate.

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onmyway2tomorrow@reddit

Well. At least she is very clear about it

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Previous-Friend5212@reddit

I love how this joke can be interpreted two different ways and they're both funny

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johnarb12@reddit

How many written rules does she have?

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Slackersr@reddit

Mine lets me break #2, butt only on my birthday

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Recent_Practice6539@reddit

egregious use of white space

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WorthHabit3317@reddit

I can't believe I fell for this.

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Economy-Dirt-1668@reddit

Well, at least you spelled them correctly.

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Gloomy-Bridge9112@reddit

I knew it, but I clicked anyway

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karenskygreen@reddit

Why are you asking for rules ? You should know them, they are obvious if you think you know them and are paying attention to their every need and read their minds.

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