A Jewish man walks into a bar…
Posted by GreenPepper74@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 34 comments
He sits down at the bar and notices a Chinese man sitting at the stool next to him. Eventually they strike up a conversation and all is going well. After quite a few drinks, they get into a heated argument:
J: “y’know, I never liked Chinese people”
C: “what!? Why?!”
J: “because you people bombed Pearl Harbor!”
C: “you moron! That was the JAPANESE and I’m CHINESE”
J: “Chinese, Japanese, it’s all the same to me”
C: “well, I never liked Jewish people either”
J: “well why is that??”
C: “because you people sunk the titanic!”
J: “what are you on about? The titanic was sunk by an iceberg!”
C: “Iceberg, Goldberg, it’s all the same to me”
Sensitive_Jicama5182@reddit
I like this joke
Facts_pls@reddit
I liked it a few decades ago.
reb678@reddit
And now, a whole new generation of kids and young adults can enjoy it for the first time! Just like you and I did many years ago.
They will one day be on Reddit when they are in their 60s and complain about how long ago they heard this same joke when it gets posted again May, 23rd 2067. It’s a vicious cycle.
Ok-Grape2063@reddit
6-7 lol
Dzjeek@reddit
So old i forgot it and read the whole thing again, only to remember how silly it was
pm_me_flaccid_cocks@reddit
Hello fellow kids, which fiber supplement helps you poo right?
DrLycFerno@reddit
Anti-joke :
A Jewish man walks into a bar...-mitzvah.
The_Bagel_Fairy@reddit
Very old joke.
manuyzmani@reddit
I read this joke 29 years ago in the Bible!
Ordinary_DollarTree@reddit
Then the Jewish guy said "You're next!".
MtlStatsGuy@reddit
My father told me this joke in 1985 😁
ChewyBaccus@reddit
And his father told him that joke in 1955
zair58@reddit
I heard this joke back in 1911
JokeExplainBot@reddit
-berg is stereotypically perceived to be a suffix for a Jewish name.
adamles@reddit
Haha, classic! The only difference? One sank a ship, the other still owes reparations for the drinks.
Demoniac_smile@reddit
I was pleasently surprised by where this went
schoolydee@reddit
what are you on about? wut??
Ok-Delivery-1444@reddit
Great joke, just not this version. Sorry
jacksmallpenis@reddit
Gentleman joke
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
Gotcha !
counterfitster@reddit
The version where they punch each other is funnier
Iampepeu@reddit
Uh?
002dollar@reddit
Funny thing is it’s factual if you remove the last two responses
DragonAtlas@reddit
Jews.... Sunk the Titanic?
AuthorAsksQuestions@reddit
If anything sink the Titanic it was rich peoples shit planning
tipper420@reddit
It actually went exactly as planned
002dollar@reddit
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWUnAWagW8D/?igsh=MTZpem5wbTFmMzd1
Rothschilds are Jewish
coolguy420weed@reddit
They put that iceberg there to stop it from sailing off the edge of the flat earth.
oneplusetoipi@reddit
Joke #182
stayoffmygrass@reddit
Way too funny! I've not heard that one before!
SirHerald@reddit
You'll miss it if you blink, 182.
BeerGent1967@reddit
Buddy Hackett on Johnny Carson. You have to hear it told out loud.
DotBeech@reddit
Iceberg, Goldberg. What's the difference?
That's got a better rhythm.
flying_carabao@reddit
Dammit I thought it was my turn to post this. Where the hell is the sign up sheet.