Q. How do you know when you’re being approached by the Quantum Mafia?

A. They make you an offer you can't understand.

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Humor exists in two states at once

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I’ve observed this joke, so now it isn’t funny.

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What's on the boooox

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Schrödinger's comedy.

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Excellent!!!

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Sounds like the Taffia, the Welsh mafia.

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The Quantum Mafia approached me once, and they didn’t.

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And if you pin down the amount, the term becomes vague.