My friend asked my daughter, "How old is your father?" She replied, "As old as me." He laughed and asked, "How can that be?!" She answered...
Posted by 808gecko808@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
"Well, he didn't become a father until I was born."
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Nine months before I was born I went to a party with my Dad.
And left with my Mom.
Snorkelbender@reddit
How’s it going Spermy?
Marcusf83@reddit
My wife used to call our son spermy when he was a newborn. I had to beg her to stop in the end - i cringed so hard every time.
coyoteatemyhomework@reddit
Lol how bout crotch goblin?
nesspaulajeffpoo94@reddit
One of my favorite ways to describe kiddos 😂
Electronic_Name_325@reddit
Swimmingly
123bigtoe@reddit
Ok. Ypu won the internet today, but you can now only scroll thru “ bad dad jokes It’s what you deserve!
Seriously, good work!
M-Noremac@reddit
Actually part of you went with your dad, and part of you went with your mom. Then the two parts hit the dance floor and from that point on, they were inseparable.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Thank you for my newest euphemism for sex: "... hit the dance floor..."
Proud_Ad9315@reddit
😂 technically accurate, can’t argue with that logic at all.
Solar1729@reddit
Good party
brycelandon@reddit
Nope. The question was the age of the father not the fatherhood.
grekster@reddit
He's dead
Alix-dee49@reddit
?
grekster@reddit
He died at the age she currently is.
yIdontunderstand@reddit
Greek philospher incoming...
MariaKeks@reddit
Fun fact: French President Emmanuel Macron is the same age as his stepdaughter.
SimianWonder@reddit
Its an anti-joke.
The friend didn't ask how long he'd been a father, they asked how old he was. Whether he'd been a father for five years or fifty years is irrelevant to his age.
mumofevil@reddit
You wanna bring this up to a philosophy major and see how they will simultaneously prove that you are right and wrong?
Enzown@reddit
K
AmeKuro_21@reddit
The question was logically answered correctly. After nine months he saw her and after nine months she saw him. Equally balanced.....Hahaha!!!!!
Reddit-Frank20@reddit
She has a future writing code.
Jahn@reddit
Move over vibe coder. We gotta dad joke coder on our hands!
dave_evad@reddit
Then her elder brother got stuck in a time travel paradox.
SnooPets752@reddit
Would make any dad proud
Alarming-Building-62@reddit
Ehhhh…this isn’t really a joke.
Billbo56@reddit
Literally a Dad joke.
Yugan-Dali@reddit
A born logician!