The pet store owner promised it was a genuine anteater when he sold it to me.

But it turned out to be an aunt-eater—

and now my uncle’s furious.

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Relevant short story by Roald Dahl: https://youtu.be/S0QAq9CvUOM

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You know, it's *never* a good sign when your pet keeps asking for your family tree.

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But your aunt is ecstatic?

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He must have loved her! Most men would be happy and start over.

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Who said he's starting over.?

She simply came home very happy every morning afterwards.

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Who said he's starting over.?

She simply came home very happy every morning.

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With that tongue? Mmmm-hm.

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This is from an old Shel Silverstein poem.

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Your conversation with your uncle sounds awkvaardark!

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My uncle was an aunt eater