I've decided to dedicate my life to helping prostitutes get off the streets...

Posted by Old-Kernow@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments

...for an hour or so each

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Pastorfuzz69@reddit

Evidently you never had sex behind a dumpster. Rookie !

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failureofthefittest@reddit

Uh...actually the back alley isn't technically a street, so..

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achilliesFriend@reddit

Or in the taxi

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DoFr56@reddit

So you are the one that made Angie the way she is. She can and will do anything if you are anywhere close to the smell of lettuce in a dumpster. She BIG O’s for that aroma, and nothing else!

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supacrispy@reddit

Hookers are a lot like zombies in that if they bite you, you will get infected

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Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit

And into my Car !!

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JokeExplainBot@reddit

The author enjoys patronizing strumpets.

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georgke@reddit

I spend about half my monthly salary on charity, every month..... except when she is not working.

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AgeAdditional4971@reddit

An HOUR?? Whadda do for the rest of the 55 minutes? Solitaire? Crossword puzzles? Watch cartoons?

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Old-Kernow@reddit (OP)

I'm sorry you had to discover your problem this way.

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SentenceInside8017@reddit

Joke . Once a hooker. Always a hooker..

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edgarecayce@reddit

I’ve dedicated my life to working with unwed mothers.

Ya know, helping them get their start.

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spork_off@reddit

Steve Martin? Zat you?

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edgarecayce@reddit

Oldie but a goodie

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Anastephone@reddit

10 minutes at a time

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YummyYumi22@reddit

Get in line

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ktka@reddit

Look who's getting off!

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Little_Creme_5932@reddit

Every little bit helps

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kanaye007@reddit

High roller over here paying for an hour at a time.

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peoplesmart@reddit

this aint it boss