What do you call a dwarf psychic who escapes from jail?
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A small medium at large.
Posted by FrysAcidTest@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
A small medium at large.
LostBetsRed@reddit
The only psychic within a thousand miles is doing fine. The rare medium is well.
DoFr56@reddit
She should know it, but if you stop by her place, let her know I’m not stopping by her place!
GrapefruitYara@reddit
this one's been around forever but it still gets me every time
Aardvark51@reddit
I would pass on the joke about the idiot dwarf, but it's not big and it's not clever
Red-Leader-001@reddit
Reminds me of the very old PBS commercial: The commercial exclaimed that PBS was a rare medium well done. I am thinking that commercial was from the 80's or something.
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Almost_Infamous@reddit
A person having some mental disorder was lodged in an asylum. One night he r*pes the night nurse on duty and escapes. The headline in newspaper next day was-
Nut Screws and Bolts
Muttandcheese@reddit
Ted
apartment1i@reddit
A poor retelling of perhaps my favourite joke
FrysAcidTest@reddit (OP)
How does it go?
AhandWITHOUTfingers@reddit
A condominium
Far-Adhesiveness3763@reddit
I saw a dwarf escaping from the local prison via a rope down the outer wall.
I thought that's a little con descending
notyourregularninja@reddit
And when he ran into a cop while escaping it got a little con frontational
Crafty_Link_4549@reddit
Heheh
bigwilliestyles1@reddit
Funny haha
dennyitlo@reddit
The police are trying to find the dwarf, but they were busy because someone stole a truck load of Viagra so they are out searching for a group of hardened criminals.
winkelschleifer@reddit
My family was shocked to learn that Grandpa uses Viagra daily … Grandma is taking it particularly hard.
Crafty_Link_4549@reddit
🤣
OgOnetee@reddit
And a report of there being a hole in the nudust colony fence has was made. Rest assured the police are looking into it.
MarriedForLife@reddit
Someone stole the toilet from the police station. They have nothing to go on.
FrysAcidTest@reddit (OP)
They should all take a dump in the mouth of the nearest corrupt/racist cop. There are plenty to go around.
Crafty_Link_4549@reddit
Love it
threepoundsof@reddit
I thought her name was madame mystery
trimeta@reddit
Did they hide out in the shopping center owned by the fat psychic? You know, the big medium's mall.