Remember, you're not bald because of your dad, you're bald because of your mom.

Posted by JokeJedi@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments

She fucked a bald dude.

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shotsallover@reddit

Ach-tually, your hairline comes from your mom’s dad (your grandfather on your mom’s side).

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I always heard this and I call bullshit. I was so looking forward to my maternal grandfather's hair. He's 94 and still has a full head that was jet black until he was in his 70s. Meanwhile I've got the same pattern baldness like my father, and his father before him.

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HamletHomer@reddit

Nope. All the men on my mother’s side have MPB. I have a full head of hair at 67, just like my dad and all his relatives.

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ViolentAntihero@reddit

Hahahahahahaha yeah that’s not your dad

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HamletHomer@reddit

Well…if he wasn’t, that would make it HARDER to explain my full head of hair, not easier! 😏

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Axel_Wolf91@reddit

Your dad is actually Bigfoot

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Revo63@reddit

So they say. They never saw my dad nor either of my grandfathers.

My hairline is exactly like my father’s and his father’s.

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gutzville@reddit

People like to pretend me that been metics is all Bb punint squares, because that's easy to teach to kids, but in really it's only half way there. Much like your hairline.

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