The man stood before the judge, accused of killing an endangered whooping crane
Posted by tlbs101@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 13 comments
The man argued that he thought it was a common Sandhill crane — not endangered — and convinced the judge. The judge dismissed the case. As the man was leaving the courtroom the judge, being an avid bird hunter himself, what the whooping crane tasted like. “It tastes like Bald Eagle”, said the man.
Impossible_Lunch4672@reddit
I thought they tasted like spotted owl.
Lower_Inspector_9213@reddit
Tasted a bit like swan is 🇬🇧 version
TheWouldBeMerchant@reddit
It's just the one swan, actually.
Lower_Inspector_9213@reddit
Yarp
Ok-Delivery-1444@reddit
“Sweeter than eagle but gamier than spotted owl.”
Misuzuzu@reddit
Not quite as filling as California condor.
tlbs101@reddit (OP)
I like this punchline better. What I posted is the way I’ve heard it in the past.
Stekor-Tidder@reddit
This should be the punchline.
Ok-Delivery-1444@reddit
It’s a classic. OP’s version is fine. The one I heard he had shot an eagle and it was a puffin and spotted owl that he compared it to.
Still-Student1656@reddit
Apparently Sandhill crane is called "ribeye of the sky'
kalmakka@reddit
The judge should have asked what the sandhill crane tasted like, as that was what he had been convinced it was.
Peregrine79@reddit
No, the judge was convinced that the defendant thought it was a sandhill crane. Not that it actually was.
fallguy25@reddit
He should have asked the question during the trial as that would make more sense.