I just watched a pirated movie.
Posted by Mombo1212@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 68 comments
On a scale of 1-10 I’d have to give it 3.1415926535
Posted by Mombo1212@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 68 comments
On a scale of 1-10 I’d have to give it 3.1415926535
ArchmaesterOfPullups@reddit
It took me way too long to understand that the joke relied on conflating π and a cursive R.
Ford_Diana6721@reddit
ok that one actually got me
rkmkthe6th@reddit
I thought it was going to be rated “arrr”
Hithaeglir@reddit
There is a rounding error. The last number should be 6.
UtterlyMagenta@reddit
i don’t understand the joke 😔
TheDarknessWithin_@reddit
I Pi- Rated a movie
UtterlyMagenta@reddit
ohhh that makes sense 😹 thanks!
BertramScudder@reddit
Dad, get off the computer.
thatwasacrapname123@reddit
How can you tell the difference between a Joke and a Dad Joke? When it becomes ApParent
Art2781@reddit
circumferencing?
Affectionate_One_700@reddit
Aktuelly ... that's 3.1415926536, if you're rounding.
HamletHomer@reddit
🤓
Gumbysfriend@reddit
"I'm Sorry " and " I apologize " mean the same thing. Except at a funeral
HamletHomer@reddit
I really like this - but what’s it doing in the comments here? You should post it as a joke in its own right.
colBoh@reddit
I just watched an x-rated movie. I couldn't tell you how bad or good it was.
HamletHomer@reddit
Was it an independent production? They can be quite variable.
doodlejones@reddit
My children wanted to watch it with me, but it was rated Aaaaarrrh
FrancizekKmiec@reddit
Lmfao, I'm not embarrassed to say that it took me several minutes to figure out "π-rated". That's good shit.
FrancizekKmiec@reddit
(I mostly made this comment to save other dumbasses like me a little time and some slight brain power)
JokeJedi@reddit
Stop being lazy and finish the rating!
Puzzleheaded_Ad_4478@reddit
Movie about math eating a pie
tundrabarone@reddit
So irritational
Unkn0wnTh2nd3r@reddit
technically everyone watches pirated movies. Its just a matter of whether or not the copy they're watching is a pirated copy or a valid copy from streaming or physical disc media
joshlefrench@reddit
Knowing we will most certainly never meet in real life feels awesome !
Green_Temperature_57@reddit
Stop talking in circles, did you like it or not?
Proud_Ad9315@reddit
that rating already tells me everything I need to know 😂
Bazil-Broketail@reddit
Yeah, rating it π is irrational.
pallarslol@reddit
I'd make a radius joke, but that's too surface-level
Bill-T-O-Double-P@reddit
Can you please cite your rating to 10,000 digits?
Xoxoxo7777@reddit
I’m annoyed that I gave this an upvote. I have no choice
Rezart_KLD@reddit
This is a good joke, but I think you can make the punchline tighter if you change it to "I give it 3.14 stars"
Tying it to the movie critic star system, you don't have to add extra words about the scale you're using
burge4150@reddit
I hated this joke and rolled my eyes and clicked away. Then I smirked and came back to leave a comment.
This all I have to really say about it
ProfessionalTwo5476@reddit
You circled back...
dewaynemendoza@reddit
He came around...
rapier1@reddit
Same. Absolutely the same.
mruncreativ3@reddit
I bet it was rated Aaaarrrrggghhh
Elektrofaultier@reddit
Couldn't watch it with my kid. It was arrrrr-rated
mathaiser@reddit
What a pirates favorite letter?
Death_Balloons@reddit
P. Without it they would be irate.
mathaiser@reddit
I thought it was R!
OriginalAardvark4349@reddit
Z
mathaiser@reddit
Nay, it’s the C!
senorblueduck@reddit
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD STUFF!
Then_Region_8880@reddit
I liked the Jhony Depps movie , Called pirate's of the Caribbean
TheMadDruid@reddit
You win the kewpie doll.
Sufficiently_Jokey@reddit
Too bad it'll never repeat.
AssSpelunkingAtheist@reddit
This guy maths
r2killawat@reddit
So what do we get with rated pi? Full frontal? Nip slip?
david9696@reddit
Maybe a little cherry
r2killawat@reddit
Just a slice of pi?
BaulsJ0hns0n86@reddit
Well played!
I was fully expecting an “Arrrr” joke, so was pleasantly surprised at the math joke instead.
omnichad@reddit
I pirated a window once. It had an Arrr value of 3.14.
tesla3by3@reddit
No arrrrhgumenr from me
Opposite-Courage8671@reddit
Infinite decimals for an infinitely mid movie.
RonzoGoesToIstanbul@reddit
This joke goes on and on and on and on…
Br0nnOfTheBlackwater@reddit
Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard
borg359@reddit
What’s Chuck Norris’ debit card PIN number? The last four digits of pi.
jewbot5000@reddit
That movie gave me a headache lol
LostBetsRed@reddit
A pirate movie? Was it rated arrr?
UnderThat@reddit
Took me longer than it should have done for the penny to drop. Well played.
fridgeus@reddit
I would give it a 6.62607015 × 10-34 m2 kg / s
TribeBloodEagle@reddit
You're making a mole hill out of this mountain of a joke
Intraluminal@reddit
I'd have to score it a 3.1459 "RATE"
Fishtaco1234@reddit
Terrible!
DeadYen@reddit
It was rated Arrrrrrr
flano53@reddit
fuck off :)
Rubblefan@reddit
Venn did you watch it?
LilaVibes@reddit
rating this movie is a piece of cake