I just watched a pirated movie. | TheaterFire

I just watched a pirated movie.

Posted by Mombo1212@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 68 comments

On a scale of 1-10 I’d have to give it 3.1415926535

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ArchmaesterOfPullups@reddit

It took me way too long to understand that the joke relied on conflating π and a cursive R.

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Ford_Diana6721@reddit

ok that one actually got me

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rkmkthe6th@reddit

I thought it was going to be rated “arrr”

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Hithaeglir@reddit

There is a rounding error. The last number should be 6.

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UtterlyMagenta@reddit

i don’t understand the joke 😔

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TheDarknessWithin_@reddit

I Pi- Rated a movie

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UtterlyMagenta@reddit

ohhh that makes sense 😹 thanks!

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BertramScudder@reddit

Dad, get off the computer.

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thatwasacrapname123@reddit

How can you tell the difference between a Joke and a Dad Joke? When it becomes ApParent

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Art2781@reddit

circumferencing?

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Affectionate_One_700@reddit

Aktuelly ... that's 3.1415926536, if you're rounding.

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HamletHomer@reddit

🤓

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Gumbysfriend@reddit

"I'm Sorry " and " I apologize " mean the same thing. Except at a funeral

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HamletHomer@reddit

I really like this - but what’s it doing in the comments here? You should post it as a joke in its own right.

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colBoh@reddit

I just watched an x-rated movie. I couldn't tell you how bad or good it was.

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HamletHomer@reddit

Was it an independent production? They can be quite variable.

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doodlejones@reddit

My children wanted to watch it with me, but it was rated Aaaaarrrh

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FrancizekKmiec@reddit

Lmfao, I'm not embarrassed to say that it took me several minutes to figure out "π-rated". That's good shit.

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FrancizekKmiec@reddit

(I mostly made this comment to save other dumbasses like me a little time and some slight brain power)

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JokeJedi@reddit

Stop being lazy and finish the rating!

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Puzzleheaded_Ad_4478@reddit

Movie about math eating a pie

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tundrabarone@reddit

So irritational

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Unkn0wnTh2nd3r@reddit

technically everyone watches pirated movies. Its just a matter of whether or not the copy they're watching is a pirated copy or a valid copy from streaming or physical disc media

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joshlefrench@reddit

Knowing we will most certainly never meet in real life feels awesome !

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Green_Temperature_57@reddit

Stop talking in circles, did you like it or not?

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Proud_Ad9315@reddit

that rating already tells me everything I need to know 😂

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Bazil-Broketail@reddit

Yeah, rating it π is irrational.

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pallarslol@reddit

I'd make a radius joke, but that's too surface-level

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Bill-T-O-Double-P@reddit

Can you please cite your rating to 10,000 digits?

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Xoxoxo7777@reddit

I’m annoyed that I gave this an upvote. I have no choice

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Rezart_KLD@reddit

This is a good joke, but I think you can make the punchline tighter if you change it to "I give it 3.14 stars"

Tying it to the movie critic star system, you don't have to add extra words about the scale you're using

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burge4150@reddit

I hated this joke and rolled my eyes and clicked away. Then I smirked and came back to leave a comment.

This all I have to really say about it

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ProfessionalTwo5476@reddit

You circled back...

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dewaynemendoza@reddit

He came around...

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rapier1@reddit

Same. Absolutely the same.

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mruncreativ3@reddit

I bet it was rated Aaaarrrrggghhh

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Elektrofaultier@reddit

Couldn't watch it with my kid. It was arrrrr-rated

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mathaiser@reddit

What a pirates favorite letter?

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Death_Balloons@reddit

P. Without it they would be irate.

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mathaiser@reddit

I thought it was R!

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OriginalAardvark4349@reddit

Z

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mathaiser@reddit

Nay, it’s the C!

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senorblueduck@reddit

NOW BACK TO THE GOOD STUFF!

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Then_Region_8880@reddit

I liked the Jhony Depps movie , Called pirate's of the Caribbean

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TheMadDruid@reddit

You win the kewpie doll.

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Sufficiently_Jokey@reddit

Too bad it'll never repeat.

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AssSpelunkingAtheist@reddit

This guy maths

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r2killawat@reddit

So what do we get with rated pi? Full frontal? Nip slip?

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david9696@reddit

Maybe a little cherry

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r2killawat@reddit

Just a slice of pi?

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BaulsJ0hns0n86@reddit

Well played!

I was fully expecting an “Arrrr” joke, so was pleasantly surprised at the math joke instead.

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omnichad@reddit

I pirated a window once. It had an Arrr value of 3.14.

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tesla3by3@reddit

No arrrrhgumenr from me

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Opposite-Courage8671@reddit

Infinite decimals for an infinitely mid movie.

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RonzoGoesToIstanbul@reddit

This joke goes on and on and on and on…

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Br0nnOfTheBlackwater@reddit

Strangers waiting, up and down the boulevard

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borg359@reddit

What’s Chuck Norris’ debit card PIN number? The last four digits of pi.

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jewbot5000@reddit

That movie gave me a headache lol

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LostBetsRed@reddit

A pirate movie? Was it rated arrr?

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UnderThat@reddit

Took me longer than it should have done for the penny to drop. Well played.

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fridgeus@reddit

I would give it a 6.62607015 × 10-34 m2 kg / s

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TribeBloodEagle@reddit

You're making a mole hill out of this mountain of a joke

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Intraluminal@reddit

I'd have to score it a 3.1459 "RATE"

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Fishtaco1234@reddit

Terrible!

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DeadYen@reddit

It was rated Arrrrrrr

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flano53@reddit

fuck off :)

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Rubblefan@reddit

Venn did you watch it?

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LilaVibes@reddit

rating this movie is a piece of cake