How do Lobsters clap?

They give you a round of a-claws

(My 5-year old made this up this evening while watching a YouTube video)

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Dad joke for da win!!!!!! Cross post to r/dadjokes and/or r/cleandadjokes

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That's a son joke.

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This is going on my works joke of the Day board.

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Love it. Thanks

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That's funny! The one I was told was "How do cats clap?", "With a round of a-paws!"

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Your kid is funnier than Theo Von.

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Encourage your 5 year old to make up more joke, this is genius! ❤️

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They don't get the clap, they break out in crabs

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I'm pretty sure there was a busty crustacean joke somewhere in there

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Encourage that child to read and write. But my guess is they don't need encouragement if the can do word play like that!

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Solid pun. You're doing a great job raising that one.

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That's a pretty good pun for a 5-year-old.