An Irishman faced a decision regarding his potato....
Posted by Scotman83@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
....should he eat it now or drink it later?
Posted by Scotman83@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
....should he eat it now or drink it later?
fyrdude58@reddit
The Irish made whiskey. Wouldn't waste a good potato making booze.
yippee_kayak@reddit
They also made Poitin using potatoes amongst other things.
fyrdude58@reddit
That's a new one to me. Now I have to try it
cinderubella@reddit
You can't make whiskey with potatoes. It's made from grain. A sort of beery stuff, distiller's beer, is an intermediate step in whiskey making.
Potatoes can be used to make alcohol, but it's not whiskey.
fyrdude58@reddit
I know that. That's why I said what I did. Vodka is made in Russia
FuckThisShizzle@reddit
Mallory Archer called she would like her joke back.
poorbeans@reddit
Came here for this, thanks.
Illustrious_You_6210@reddit
Um. Are we still doing "phrasing''?
SabrePossum@reddit
Who are you? Comrade Question?
ohnodamo@reddit
Do you not?
poorbeans@reddit
Boom
h_grytpype_thynne@reddit
Classic Mallory.
galt-john1984@reddit
Johnny Bench called
callimpet@reddit
he just read catcher in the rye, couldn't find any whisky
bobhopeisgod@reddit
Danger zone!
Greenfieldfox@reddit
Not even a question in Mother Russia.
starkiller_bass@reddit
In Latvia, such luxury! Whole potato!
Nero092807@reddit
In soviet russia vodka drinks you
questfornewlearning@reddit
hold on! don’t ruin Chuck Norris’s legendary skills!
Alicam123@reddit
Ooooooo don’t talk about the potato famine, they hate it when you talk about the potato famine. 😂
oxgillette@reddit
How would he know what time to wake up?
Mysterious-Path-2128@reddit
One is a mistake. The other is a story.
DeltaCommandFish@reddit
My bullet proof Irish cousin just called. Rick O’Shea. Looking for spuds.
Elmer-Fudd-Gantry@reddit
IMHO Russian should replace Irish.
techcheckers@reddit
Gotta love an opportunity fir my favourite Irish joke:
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man ?
None !