A young man is walking through his apartment lobby when he bumps into a gorgeous woman wearing a very loosely-tied robe.
Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 14 comments
She begins flirting with him, and after a minute she places her hand on his chest and says, "Let's go to my place. I hear someone coming."
He follows her into her apartment, and once inside she immediately slips off her robe.
"Tell me," she purrs, "what do you think is my best feature?"
"Um, I guess that would be your ears," he replies nervously.
"My ears?" she says. "Look at these breasts! And this ass! How can you possibly think that the best part of this body is my ears?"
"Well," he stammers, "back in the hall when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
jayhawknative@reddit
I don’t get it… Or is this an ejaculation joke? In which case, meh.
Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit
Yes, it is. Still, there's been a lot of worse jokes on here.
eloof98@reddit
Look, it’s one thing to dislike a joke, but this person went the extra mile. Not only was it 'meh' to them, but they felt comfortable enough to dissect their own confusion and confirm that, no, it did not elicit joy. There are certainly worse and better jokes on here, but I’d like to think that this response has few equals down there.
CmdrSpaceMonkey@reddit
I thought it had some spunk
jayhawknative@reddit
Now you’re just spewing nonsense.
Cyb0rg-SluNk@reddit
"Oh, that feels great. Watch out, I'm about to spew my nonsense!"
staticattacks@reddit
Come on now
CanoePickLocks@reddit
Is Now attractive?
NoWingedHussarsToday@reddit
Stop creating such a sticky situation!
dachjaw@reddit
This supposedly happened to Mae West. A delivery boy brought flowers to her dressing room, where she was partially unclothed. She gave him a look before she covered up, saying, “Perhaps you should go. I hear somebody coming.” The delivery boy replied, “You have good ears, Miss West. That was me.”
Extension_Physics873@reddit
I think this is funnier than the OP. Same set up, same punchline, but much more concise.
godlytoast3r@reddit
Wait. That's actually good.
philipp2310@reddit
Well, you expect a completely different twist if you miss the word „lobby“…
Jokeminder42@reddit (OP)
Excellent point, thanks. I changed the top to "lobby of his apartment building" and the bottom from "hall" to lobby. Much better, thanks again.