Women call me ugly only until they find how much I make
Posted by notyourregularninja@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Then they call me ugly and poor!!
Posted by notyourregularninja@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments
Then they call me ugly and poor!!
winthroprd@reddit
Looks aren't everything. You should really be more concerned about my criminal record.
Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit
What about the fact that you're not allowed within 500 feet of a school? Surely that's nothing to do with your bad singing!
curious_as_frick@reddit
If it wasn't for my voice, I could have been a singer.
Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit
the real joke
robfuscate@reddit
Then they don’t call me at all
Grandpixbear1@reddit
You're lucky! Wait 'til they find out about your IBS and that third nipple! Haha
Raa03842@reddit
Third nipple? Jeez that’s terrible. I’d be upset if I went from 4 nipples to 3 as well.
Appropriate-Buddy-36@reddit
You lucky Devil you. You guys got three and four. I am so jealous being born with no nipples at all. I always thought they were just for women.
Raa03842@reddit
Wait! What? Women have nipples?
Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit
You poor dog, most of us are born with 6
ktka@reddit
Uglyandpour sounds like a Persian surname.
Abject-Friendship712@reddit
Call me anything you like just don't call me late for the orgy.
ReadinWhatever@reddit
I don’t get no respect!
mvandemar@reddit
This feels like a Rodney Dangerfield joke...
serene_brutality@reddit
RIP Rodney
r2killawat@reddit
No respect!
Mongoreg@reddit
Never
harabanaz@reddit
If I had a dollar for each time people have considered me batshit crazy, I'd be endearingly eccentric.
1009naturelover@reddit
Ehh
dontworrybabe@reddit
Excellent!
Due_Prof@reddit
Seems the good looking ones are usually the jerks and bitches, usually.
Ken_Montreal@reddit
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone!
og-lollercopter@reddit
Then they don’t call me at all.
GuairdeanBeatha@reddit
If I had a dollar for every time a woman found me unattractive, women would start finding me attractive.
Plus-King5266@reddit
[rimshot]
Assassin_Ninja194@reddit
You might not be a regular ninja but still don't stand a chance against me
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Well, at least they call you.
NameTheEpithet@reddit
Then they never call me again
2whatextent@reddit
Looks fade. Mine evaporated.