I'm so broke that when a con man got my banking information...

One time when I was in college and out of money, I was having a problem with a mouse in my apartment. Unable to afford to buy cheese for the mouse trap, I got an idea as I was flipping through a magazine. There was a picture of cheese so I cut it out and put it in the mouse trap.

Sure enough it worked. I caught a picture of the mouse.

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Waste_Ingenuity5535@reddit

That made me laugh

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Rich_You4258@reddit

I'm so broke I went to the atm to check my balance and it spit out a coupon for Ramen noodles

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binky_snoosh@reddit

I’m so broke I can’t even pay attention.

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Tight-Tower-8265@reddit

I some broke I couldn't even afford the paper the receipt is printed on to check my balance

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Icy_Club3462@reddit

I’m so broke that when I’m walking by the pond, ducks throw bread to me

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ciaDisinfo@reddit

the con is that it was a deferred interest loan and you’re screwed

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Banslair@reddit

If somebody steals my identity they're just doing it for practice

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thechampaignlife@reddit

If they steal my identity, they have to keep it. No give backsies.

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PersimmonDriver@reddit

I don't worry about Identity theft. Who the hell would want to be me?

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witmarquzot@reddit

We caught the guy who stole your identity.

He was muttering to him self in the toilet paper about "How the difference between 2 ply and 1 ply might be worth the extra 30 cents"

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torchbearer1648@reddit

He got into the wrong shit

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Prestigious-Top-5897@reddit

I‘m so broke, if a trip around the world would cost 1 € I would get halfway to the next town…

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Waitsfornoone@reddit

I was once so broke that I could not pay my electric bill…

Those were the darkest days of my life…

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Malalang@reddit

I was so broke I could barely afford food.

Those were the lightest days of my life.

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Agreeable_48@reddit

... and my credit rating went up

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Recent-Fill-380@reddit

Henny Youngman - "My wife's credit card was stolen. I haven't reported it to the police because the thief spends less than she does" (Insert rimshot here)

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Ryan_Petrovich8769@reddit

LMAO!! LOL 😆 🤣 😂 Thanks, I needed that !!!

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PersimmonDriver@reddit

Henny was the best!

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Waitsfornoone@reddit

I remember this one!

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Weekly_Promise_1328@reddit

I’m so broke I can’t even pay attention.

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Ryan_Petrovich8769@reddit

I'm so broke that I belong to the CIO:

Because everyone I See...I Owe!! 😆 (Badum-Tssh)

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notyourregularninja@reddit

I am so broke that I am typing this on a stolen phone!!

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Ill_Blood_6423@reddit

I'm so broke, I can't even pay ATTENTION!

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NUDES_4_CHRIST@reddit

An Australian musician(Seth Sentry) has a line similar to this, saying “Last week we had a break in again They came in and went It's crazy though cause they didn't take anything They must have felt bad for the way that we live 'Cause they left twenty bucks sticky taped to the fridge”

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