If smoking marijuana causes short-term memory loss....
Posted by EmergencyNo7427@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 78 comments
What does smoking marijuana do?
Posted by EmergencyNo7427@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 78 comments
What does smoking marijuana do?
Defiant-Software-451@reddit
Don’t mind me, I’m just waiting for this stop sign to turn green.
FreedomOfSqueek@reddit
I'll drive 5 mph so nobody will notice us
doctorcheez82@reddit
Q: Do you suffer from short-term memory loss? A: I can't remember
ReluctantSeer@reddit
What was the question?
ReluctantSeer@reddit
What was the question?
JonnyElbows_AA@reddit
It turns all of your bad feelings into good feelings
Opposite-Courage8671@reddit
Wait, what were we talking about again?
EmergencyNo7427@reddit (OP)
What?
SeraphsBlade@reddit
Dave’s not here man
ReluctantSeer@reddit
No... This IS Dave !
pcb4u2@reddit
You should come back when Dave’s here .
wrightf@reddit
But you were just with the pope?
tykeoldboy@reddit
Did you know smoking marijuana causes short term memory loss?
-NoOneYouKnow-@reddit
What?
CalabreseAlsatian@reddit
The guy’s so high, he doesn’t even know that’s Dave!
LocalWeirdos@reddit
Wait...what?
l0u1s11@reddit
Who?
betaleg@reddit
Dave
l0u1s11@reddit
Dave's not here man
betaleg@reddit
I think the cops saw me.
Alert_Lengthiness812@reddit
Dude!
Silver_fish1978@reddit
What were we talking about again?
sneakytokey@reddit
Marijuana proud sponsor of…. Fuck we forgot
SolidSeaworthiness7@reddit
What did we forget though?
Mmm_toasty_boi@reddit
everywhere at the end of time starts playing
Exciting_Concert7125@reddit
Ohh man.. you got any munchies.
jma4573@reddit
I forgot, but I'm sure I didn't do it...
Past-Profession6824@reddit
One ABSOLUTE side effect is: CONSPIRACY THEORIES or as I call it SCHIZOPHRENIA.
Conflicting side effects; DENIAL. MEMORY LOSS.
LocalWeirdos@reddit
Wait...what?
Key_Discussion_3698@reddit
It's just a myth to to get people away from marijuana and their happiness.
Birdapotamus@reddit
There are three signs of excessive drug use. The first is memory loss and I don't remember the other two.
KadeKat896957@reddit
Nah man I remember stuff all the time mannnn…
XxShinigamiBluntsxX@reddit
Same formula as a dementia joke
PumpikAnt58763@reddit
Don't do drugs... Without snacks.
Confident_One3948@reddit
Depends on the drug
tykeoldboy@reddit
Depends on the snacks
19FeLiX86@reddit
These comments are exactly what my little stoned brain needed. Hahaha. Thanks!
zhulkgr25@reddit
You said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now exactly how much pot did you smoke?
poultran@reddit
but why male models?
The_Time_Consumer@reddit
Nemo?!
That’s a nice name.
lauraerie@reddit
Only users loose drugs.
Sufficient-Goat-962@reddit
*lose
Zoilo2@reddit
What was the question again??
ktka@reddit
Why are we smoking iguanas?
paul_kiss@reddit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbUKg_kd44s
this one is exactly about it
ElvisMcPelvis@reddit
You ever get so high you forget if you’re breathing in or out
Buckabuckaw@reddit
Whooaaa... Did you see that big yellow bird just now? Dude!
TowelFine6933@reddit
Classic bit!
DuffMiver8@reddit
And this one from Cheech and Chong
CantaloupeFluffy165@reddit
How's my driving?I think we're parked,man...
CantaloupeFluffy165@reddit
I was going to tell a joke but I forgot it.Oh well.
Spadizzly@reddit
Mind if I do a J?
Bad_Chick_FuUp@reddit
This aggression will not stand, man.
platasnatch@reddit
That's a bummer man
robynndarcy@reddit
I'm not sure but at least it doesn't cause memory loss.
jenbamin245@reddit
Who didn't cause memory loss?
PhysicalIngenuity497@reddit
Nah dave was with the pope
robynndarcy@reddit
Dave?
OutrageousRhubarb853@reddit
Who wants a cookie?
CtForrestEye@reddit
Polly
der_grinch_69@reddit
That would be Dope! Thx!
Delivery-Plus@reddit
He said bluntly.
Ashezerda@reddit
What I wanna know is where’s the caveman?
dadudeodoom@reddit
Causes... Something?
MastiffOnyx@reddit
What does?
Hey! Puff Puff Pass dude! Don't Bogart.
obxgaga@reddit
Dude! DO Bogart! Casablanca, Maltese Falcon, The Big Sleep….all excellent movies.
Dragon3766@reddit
What was the question?
obxgaga@reddit
Happy 420!
-crowbloke-@reddit
Dates not here.
Budsygus@reddit
You posted this two hours ago.
Buddyslime@reddit
My doctor told me I have a good memory but it's awful short.
weareeverywhereee@reddit
Where am I again?
ohboyitsgonnabegreat@reddit
So I was like what man and then it was just oh my gosh. Whoa! So I took my thing a ma bobber and went and met umm that one guy with the hair! Man we ripped bongs all night long!
DD44jd@reddit
... ok this whole thread is quality humor
PumpikAnt58763@reddit
🤙
halermine@reddit
D.A.R.E. Drugs are really expensive
BahamaDon@reddit
Where are my Cheetos again?
19Pnutbutter66@reddit
I went into a hemp/cbd store and asked if they had anything to help with memory loss. Twice.