My family recently discovered our granddad has a Viagra addiction.
Posted by andthegeekshall@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 34 comments
No one is taking it harder than grandma.
Raygrrr@reddit
Just rub it a little, jeez.
SoftHartedDevil@reddit
give him cocaine next
1VrySxyGuy@reddit
It’s not funny guys. My grandpa died from taking 3 Viagra pills one night. At the funeral it had to be open casket cuz it was impossible to close the casket.
etern1ty0@reddit
enraged & engorged upvote
CrazyAnchovy@reddit
765479 lol
roughczech@reddit
That is good. It would suck if it was hard for the neighborhood donkey...
we_toucans_share@reddit
The generic is cheaper. It's called mycoxafloppin
discofrisko@reddit
Our local retirement home gives viagra to stop people from rolling out of their bed at night.
redoutreddit@reddit
Loser. Head him to tadalafil.
Manheten_Star@reddit
Grandma, fine, but how did you find out about it?
Tadra29@reddit
Plot twist: it's the paternal grandpa and maternal grandma.
icedragon71@reddit
I chewed some Viagra once. It didn't work. I just woke up in the morning with a stiff neck.
jambideooiad@reddit
I used to take the eye drop Viagra. They did nothing for your lad, they just made you look hard.
jets76@reddit
Must have been hard on you
DoFr56@reddit
Four hours? Are you kidding me, grandma said.
Four hours, grandpa has not been able to fuck for 4 hours since our honeymoon 60 years ago.
Let’s see him do anything for 4 hours and then decide!
Mysterious-Path-2128@reddit
Some problems just won’t go down easily.
wassytucomfuss@reddit
It came up at family dinner.
cedg32@reddit
My pet snake takes it. He has a reptile disfunction.
WetTruckman@reddit
I bet grandma was always complaining that she was hungry and wanted to make dinner, but she was just too pinned down to move. 🤭😂🥰
ShyQuipster@reddit
This was hard on everyone in the family, even the granddad
Outrageous_Shake2926@reddit
My pet snake kept trying to escape at night. I now feed It a Viagra tablet before going to bed.
flt1@reddit
You should add the [long] label to this
Old_Fart_on_pogie@reddit
My wife flushed my viagra down the toilet.
Now we can’t get the seat down.
FrankNicklin@reddit
My Grandad use to take half a viagra before going to bed, used to stop him peeing on his slippers.
justnigel@reddit
Your family discovered it all together at once? I wonder how that came up?
SofEdM@reddit
Make sure he takes it with a glass of water.
There's nothing worse than a stiff neck!
the_salivation_army@reddit
In the first place he was only taking it to stop himself from rolling out of the bed.
Trumblemaan@reddit
Noone's taking it harder than ME
No-Object-294@reddit
And the dog ran away
skinneyd@reddit
He said he's trying to stop but it's just so hard!
_jdz89@reddit
Grandmas probably taking it the hardest
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
Bad bot.
pedro_pascal_123@reddit
Good ol' joke # 69
cassietake@reddit
I bet the news was hard to swallow