A woman is walking through the park when she sees a very attractive man sitting on a park bench. He's reading a book and eating some fruit out of a Tupperware container. Slowly the woman gathers the courage to go ask the man out. She notices he's eating figs and say's they're my favorite fruit!...

Posted by Vegetable_Tension985@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments

I love prunes, you're eating a prune, this has got to be fate. What do you say to going out for coffee?"

The man puts down his fruit and responds,

"It's a date!"

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Comb_of_Lion@reddit

I'll give to ya. Simple, wholesome, and appropriate. This joke has really turned my day around. The 69 joke earlier really put a bad taste in my mouth

medusagardens@reddit

I can’t remember the 69 joke, but it’s on the tip of my tongue

Gomanvongo@reddit

I must be going crazy, I though I read a longer version of this joke on here earlier today..

You’re not crazy. At least, not about this.

puertomateo@reddit

You did