Men will always be men!!
Posted by Wayne-De-Payne@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments
A woman is breastfeeding on the bus but struggling to get her baby to eat…
So, she says to her baby
"Eat up now or I'm going to give it to that nice man over there" and points at the man sitting across from her”
10 mins later "You have to eat, or I will give to that man!"
5 mins later "Come on now, I can't waste this milk so you have to eat or I’m giving it to that man"
At this point the gentleman sitting across from her finally says,
"Come on lady, make up your mind, I was supposed to get off 3 stops ago!"
Smooth_Management_91@reddit
Making breast of an sucky situation....
Sendintheaardwolves@reddit
Breastfed babies are too young to understand statements like "if you don't eat that, I'm going to give it to someone else".
This is a weird joke written by someone with a fetish.
bubblenuggetzz@reddit
This is true, but based off the title we all knew it would be in bad taste- pun intended
Careless-Mouse1519@reddit
She was probably Cambodian
islandwatchr@reddit
Bitty boy!
Hunkfish@reddit
"He's ready!"
dividedby_0@reddit
That would be an interesting mammary for the gentleman.
roglc366@reddit
He is doing it for the child.
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
Yes, a purely selfless act on his part. How dare people besmirch that good man's name.
r2killawat@reddit
Says any man that's never had a mouthful of breast milk.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
The Milky Clash sing: "Should I stay or should I go?"
Dzjeek@reddit
He was dedicated to his calling