A fresh Navy recruit is starting his very first day aboard the submarine…
Posted by WelcomeHonest6922@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
He talks to the officer, who gives him his initial assignment.
"Stand guard at the periscope entrance and ensure no one who isn't authorized touches the periscope."
The recruit follows the order and positions himself by the periscope. Fifteen minutes later, the officer comes by.
"Son, I'm switching your assignment to the mess hall. Head in there and begin washing the dishes."
The recruit complies and goes to the mess hall. He's washed roughly three dishes when the officer approaches once more.
"Pay attention, recruit—your new assignment is the supply room. I need you to check that everything is securely fastened in case we hit rough seas."
The recruit obeys again and makes his way to the supply room. Once there, he notices a crewman shifting some boxes.
"Hey," the recruit says. "Is it normal to get moved to a different assignment constantly throughout the day? I haven't stayed in one spot longer than fifteen minutes!"
The crewman replies, "Oh yeah—this sub is packed with reposts."
GreatZucchini8@reddit
take my upvote
KaleSerious4796@reddit
Mission accomplished, sailor! You went looking for a groan, 'ya got it, and an upvote!
aeternumvaga@reddit
"Submarines once, Submarines twice!"
Let's see how many correct responses we get.
Fwiw, actual submariner here. This joke was stupid. We don't get offended, we'll just call you a FLOB for posting this.
dammitus@reddit
Honestly, I can see this happening to a NUB. Either because the crew wants him out of the way, or because they want to fuck with him. Next they’ll send him down to machinery to retrieve grease for the relative bearings.
Dont_Fight_Be_Friend@reddit
First Lady of the Boat?
RowlData@reddit
Ah haha
Advanced-Network7649@reddit
Long trip my friend , long trip.
p107r0@reddit
does being posted here for n-th time make this joke meta-self-referential?
Different-Term-2250@reddit
I have never meta
callimpet@reddit
then a positive response would be a meta for.
Inevitable-Debt4312@reddit
Is this an American joke?
Or am I just thick?
Different-Term-2250@reddit
What don’t you get?
Different-Term-2250@reddit
/r/angryupvote
I assume this is an original post?
netkiwi12@reddit
Finally a joke I can snorkel at. Have my upvote.
madlibs13@reddit
Take my upvote and laugh
BogdanVerla69@reddit
Lmao, they really had us in the first half. 😂
FourteenthCylon@reddit
Thursday is your day in the barrel.
HJVN@reddit
I understood that reference.
Dzjeek@reddit
He's not wrong and therefore right.
nb6635@reddit
It’s the best kind of not-wrong you can be.
Comadrin86@reddit
TECHNICALLY not-wrong!
Rough-Patience-2435@reddit
When a person (me) can't remember jokes, every joke is a new joke.
MSB218@reddit
Sailor? I hardly know her!
Sitk042@reddit
I don’t enjoy meta-jokes.
I8already@reddit
Har har har! 🤣🤪