Probably will only work for a UK audience but....
Posted by Glueshooter68@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
Someone told me that urinating in condensed milk will bring back the dead.... but i don't believe in wee in carnation.
Temporary-Owl605@reddit
Works in Canada too.
Careless-Mouse1519@reddit
Weenipeg
Hjalle1@reddit
I don’t pronounce reincarnation that way, but also works for me. I’m a Dane
callimpet@reddit
a great dane in the mourning
Browncoatdan@reddit
Not mourning anymore, based on other comments apparently this works.
Important_Fruit@reddit
Works in Australia. Not well, but it works.
01kickassius10@reddit
Doesn’t work in my house
mymeatpuppets@reddit
Nope, works in USA too. Nice one!
thatsalovelyusername@reddit
It works?! I’m going to try it now!
cruiserman_80@reddit
Bravo - Not often you get to hear a decent dad joke for the first time.
CURRYmawnster@reddit
I was gonna ask....sweetened or unsweetened....which one works in carnation???
WordWizardx@reddit
Congrats, you made my mother cry :-D (Possibly in laughter and possibly as “what hell hath I wrought?” that all three of her kids are dad joke connoisseurs…)
axolotl_fart@reddit
Lovely. I (Canuck) will use it.
Trivi_13@reddit
I'm in Cleveland and I got it.... Don't want it, but I got it.
wvmusicmaster@reddit
Bessie approves this joke in the USA!
RobotMonkeytron@reddit
Gotta read this one slow, or it'll slip right past your eyes.
mymeatpuppets@reddit
That was smooooth.
216life@reddit
He's here all week, folks
thatkindofdoctor@reddit
I'm Brasilian and I don't get the association between carnation and condensed milk
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
Carnation is a major brand of condensed milk.
digiliquid01@reddit
This joke does NOT work in Brazil. Take note peeps.
SockYourself@reddit
Good stuff, funny in Oregon
free_is_free76@reddit
Gem
simagus@reddit
It's original.
KaiserFortinbras@reddit
Works!
I'm in Florida if that matters.