Sam went away to school...
Posted by Spadizzly@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 28 comments
A month later, he mailed a letter to his mother:
Dear Mom,
$chool i$ great. I’m making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying hard. I'm acing $pani$h and Economic$, and I $pend hour$ in the $ocial $cience$ department. $ociology i$ intere$ting!
Ju$t off I can't think of anything I wi$h for, but it would be $uper nice if you could ju$t $end me a card, a$ you know I would alway$ love to hear from you.
Love and ki$$e$,
your $on, $am
His mother wrote back:
Dear Sammy,
I kNOw ecoNOmics, astroNOmy, and oceaNOgraphy are more than eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Love, your mom
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
Dear Dad:
No mon.
No fun.
Your son.
Dear Son:
Too bad.
So sad.
Your dad
Purlz1st@reddit
Is that you, Granny? How’s life in the afterworld??
Fluffy-Study-3657@reddit
This is SO old.
centstwo@reddit
What ever happened to...
Dear Dad, no mon, no fun, your Son.
Dear Son, too bad, so sad, your Dad.
Dzjeek@reddit
Still do
EarlBeforeSwine@reddit
My dad used to quote the punchline to this quite frequently.
smoothskinner@reddit
First i heard of it.
Educational-Till3518@reddit
I’m a boomer and I loved it.
LowerSlowerOlder@reddit
I feel like someone recently stumbled across his Grandpa’s Hustler collection and has just been posting the boomer jokes from there.
Anjaloafabread@reddit
I remember reading it in Reader's Digest back in the late 80s, so you're not far off.
Cold_Chemistry_1579@reddit
Damn, you just made me throw out my back with the Readers Digest reference. I need to take my Geritol now. Take my angry upvote
callimpet@reddit
more like boys life or readers digest, or at the outside, playboy.. not many wheelchair jokes in hustler..
Perenially_behind@reddit
That joke predates boomers.
LetWest1171@reddit
I get it - I just don’t know how to get rid of it.
Far-Adhesiveness3763@reddit
We've reached a new level of not funny
GuntertheFloppsyGoat@reddit
I thought it would at least be a busted type writer key or something
SamaritanOS@reddit
Both this subreddit and the 3amjokes one have both fallen into the pit of shit
Far-Adhesiveness3763@reddit
Agreed
Ochevesako@reddit
I'm confused
Cromuland@reddit
Your confusion confuses me.
Ochevesako@reddit
I don't get the joke
Old-Kernow@reddit
Even after the explanation??
callimpet@reddit
it's an alan sherman thing
Cromuland@reddit
Son is asking for money. Which is why all the S letters are replaced by $, which is the Dollar sign. Money replies with words that all contain the word "No".
pm_me_flaccid_cocks@reddit
Oh shit. I thought I deleted Facebook.
schloofy2085@reddit
The son was asking his mother for money by using a dollar sign in place of the 's'. The mother said no by capitalizing the letters 'no' in each word.
Mannibal_Lector@reddit
I get it.It ain't making me laugh, but I get it.
mahoganayonnaise@reddit
I get it. It just sucks.