[NSFW] Whats the difference between a Lentil and a Chickpea?

I wouldn't pay $200 to have a Lentil on my face.

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I heard it was garbanzo beans, not lentils.

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Yeah apparently the Americans call chickpeas garbanzo beans or something

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Hmm, I thought they use the term "golden shower".

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That’s the real version of the joke

Because garbanzo bean and chickpea are the same thing. Hence asking the first part of the joke.

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It is, because otherwise the joke doesn't make sense.

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?"

"Er, the size, color, shape, culinary usage, growing techniques..."

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Yeah, you told it wrong.

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You might be pleasantly surprised...