Hey, if anybody lost 15 $100 bills wrapped up in a green rubber band ...

I found your rubber band.

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“The power of the sun in the palm of my hand.”

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I know what the quote is from, I just don’t know why you quoted it.

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doc oc tells that joke before he does his demo to harness energy in spiderman 2

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Isn't' that from like dark souls or something.

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Doc ock in the Tobey Maguire Spiderman movies

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“Sir we just confiscated 15 kilos of cocaine.”

“Good job officer on your 10 kilos of cocaine bust.”

“Thank you sir, I’ll go deliver all 4 kilos of cocaine into evidence.”

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11 kilos for himself? Well, that'll make all-night stakeouts easier.

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Umm, that was a recycled condom.

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A great joke for a wedding! Another one:

To the person who lost their Rolex… the time is 7:30pm

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hahahahaha that's funny 🤣

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“Some men just want to watch the world burn”

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“It’s a terrible joke”