A woman decides she's finally going to get into shape and start jogging. She jogs for several miles and is feeling really great about herself. But then a man drives by, points out the window and shouts, "Pig!"

Posted by TomahawkA5@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 49 comments

The woman shouts back, "How dare you!"

Then she trips over a pig.

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theBigDaddio@reddit

Poor retelling of joke where they are driving a convertible. Who’s not going to see a pig while running?

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Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit

I mean I used to think no one would be able to miss a tow truck directly in front of them while driving but I saw a dashcam video yesterday that changed my perspective.

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Notspherry@reddit

The one where a cyclist doesn't see the bright yellow tow truck nor the police motorcycle with flashing lights until he literally hits it?

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No, one where a 21yo woman doesn't see an existing crash scene with several cop cars, and drives up the lowered ramp of a tow truck, flying fifty feet through the air and flipping several times coming to rest upside-down.

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Crafty_Link_4549@reddit

I wanna see that!!!

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Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0JOui9bUT4

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martphon@reddit

this one?

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Bluesee_rdt@reddit

“A de facto runway”

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hedgehoggy123@reddit

They left off the obligatory “Florida woman…” which pretty much explains it

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Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit

Could be, Lowndes County includes the state line.

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EngineersAnon@reddit

The video says she's from Tallahassee.

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h3yitsjay@reddit

Thanks for doing the searching work for me! It’s quite a coincidence that is my Raleigh news outlet as well, reporting on the Georgia crash. Same link I would have probably found.

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Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit

Yeah, that was it. Sorry, it was a body cam, not a dash cam

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DeaddyRuxpin@reddit

She saw it, she just finally did what we all have wanted to try.

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EngineersAnon@reddit

She saw it, she was just trying to get away from Sheriff Roscoe P Coltrane.

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Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit

Them Duke boys was in a whole mess o' trouble

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Alspics@reddit

A mate of mine got distracted by a local football game and ran his motorbike into the back of a parked car. It's not difficult to get distracted.

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Awkward_Pangolin3254@reddit

That was pretty much my point, yes

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Common-Project3311@reddit

I’ve never seen a pig while running. OTOH, I don’t run.

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Impossible_Mix3086@reddit

I watched a guy riding his bike home from school and ran right into a parked car, the bike stopped but he went flipping over the hood and onto the roof. He never saw it parked there. Only his pride was hurt, so it was hilarious.

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Due_Appearance57@reddit

I did that once. ONCE.

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SillyGoatGruff@reddit

Ever watch people try to enter a building with a big and clear sign on the door saying "out of order, use other door"?

You'd be shocked at what people don't see lol

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Liv1ng-the-Blues@reddit

A lot of times it just says "Use the other door". So I have to try it anyways.

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Deathra9@reddit

Could turn it into a classic blonde joke.

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fistsofdeath@reddit

I have a friend who ran into a sign, something literally designed to be seen... She needed stitches her face

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TomahawkA5@reddit (OP)

You can’t please all the people all the time. And last night all of those people were at my show.

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PopBeneficial2441@reddit

That’s a great Mitch Hedberg joke.

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fricks_and_stones@reddit

Someone who has their head turned backwards yelling at a car.

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Crafty_Link_4549@reddit

That would be me, lol

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BuckWoody1206@reddit

😄😄😄

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go_zarian@reddit

... the woman continued running.

Another man drove by and yelled 'Duck!'

She learnt her lesson this time. She stopped and looked ahead, but didn't see a duck.

While she stood there frustrated, a frisbee hit her head from behind.

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TheRealRockyRococo@reddit

She wondered why the Frisbee seemed to be getting bigger.

Then it hit her.

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ondulation@reddit

I didn't see that coming!

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dmbnl@reddit

Either did she.

rimshot

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smoothskinner@reddit

*neither

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dmbnl@reddit

Yup

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calraith@reddit

thatsthejoke.jpg

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TomahawkA5@reddit (OP)

Great

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DK-Esquire_1965@reddit

There's also the one about the golfer who hears someone over a hill yell, "Ford!" He holler back, "It's 'fore', you idiot!" And then he got hit by a pickup.

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bigredcar@reddit

Somehow I prefer the one I heard first:

A man in a Porche convertible is driving recklessly up a steep, narrow mountain road. He nearly misses a woman is driving down the same road. As they pass, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!" The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "BITCH!" The man rounds the next corner and crashes into a pig in the middle of the road ...

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Archarchery@reddit

I like the version where the farmer is yelling it at a cop car.

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TomahawkA5@reddit (OP)

Yikes. Darkkk

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