I was on a speed dating event, looking for a partner that can light my cigarette
Posted by j_panther@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments
The first candidate started telling me about how smoking is actually really bad for me.
I told him that I appreciate his intention, but it's not a match.
cookerg@reddit
I like your unfiltered humour
RansomStark78@reddit
You were a dict
dizzley@reddit
Eventually you sat with someone who helped you at a previous event. It's so good to meet up with an old flame.
Bentup85@reddit
What a drag, hopefully the next guy’s demeanor is a little lighter.
SumonaFlorence@reddit
Butt he tried. That’s all that matters.
Lurch2Life@reddit
As usual, the better joke is in the comments…
j_panther@reddit (OP)
Well fuck my drag
Westworld-Kenny@reddit
Maybe won’t light her cigarette, but can offer something between her cheek and gums
Auran82@reddit
It’s how you can tell the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo, one is a large animal which is quite heavy, the other is a little lighter.
Apprehensive_lad1960@reddit
Ugh
LW-M@reddit
Guess it wasn't hot time!
tourbox12@reddit
Zippo on date
SipSip-Hooray@reddit
So you're not judging someone on the side of their bic?
tourbox12@reddit
I'm not judging but if they were only a little lighter...
SipSip-Hooray@reddit
If he's flaming, she's probably not his type.
DoFr56@reddit
It is not the size of the bic, but it is how you spread the lotion around