Guy takes his wife and two small kids on a driving vacation, and checks into a cheap motel. He asks the clerk, “for the sake of our kids TV viewing, can we have the porn disabled?”
Posted by edfitz83@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 18 comments
The clerk responds, “Who the hell would make their kids watch disabled porn, you sick bastard?”
Wowza-yowza@reddit
I only want porn from short guys with no legs called Bob and girls with one leg called Eileen
K_Mike_K@reddit
Eileen Dover
bRKcRE@reddit
"Is the porn disabled?"
"No sir, just the regular kind."
SpellingJenius@reddit
I heard a slight variation that perhaps sounds better…
“Is the porn channel disabled?”
“No, it’s regular porn you sick fuck”
queenofshiba8@reddit
That's the punch line I've always heard
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
Porn channels are great, especially if your kid wants to be a plumber.
Inside_Sort_8106@reddit
Porn should be regulated for any parent to be abled
r2killawat@reddit
It's a good one called Genital Hospital
NeckGrowMancer@reddit
How original
colBoh@reddit
Ah, good old #169.
Inside_Sort_8106@reddit
Oh' that was a good year
Inside_Sort_8106@reddit
No discrimination on a queer note
Inside_Sort_8106@reddit
I know what process.i want
Inside_Sort_8106@reddit
Porno should be a regular setting check by supper fam fans~once kiddoes are sleeping in bed
Grouchy-Station-4058@reddit
There's a market for everything.
Ucmh@reddit
"No, you misunderstand, that's not what I meant! I just meant black!"
All_of_me_now@reddit
I've heard the original joke before, but your addition has legs. Trying to think of other ways this could go...
Caecus_Umbra@reddit
We don't discriminate in this family!