A man wakes up. He sees that the time is 7:07 AM.
Posted by sonicparadigm@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 39 comments
Then he looks at the calendar, it is July 7th, the seventh day of the seventh month. He goes to a local coffee shop to get some breakfast and a coffee, the final price happens to be seven dollars and seventy seven cents. Then, he is about to get on the bus to work, but sees that the bus was a different bus that day, bus number 777. He thinks, “All these sevens? The universe must be trying to tell me something…” So he goes back home, jumps in his car, and drives to the bank. He asks the banker how much money is in his savings account, it was 7777 dollars and 77 cents. So he takes all the money out of his savings, and drives over to the horse races. As it happens, the horse race is the 77th annual derby in his town! He takes all of his money, 7777 dollars and 77 cents, and puts it all on horse #7, named Lucky Number Seven.
The horse came in seventh.
SuperCarbideBros@reddit
Okay Bungie wtf
Jadedslave124@reddit
He couldn’t pay so the bookie broke 7 ribs
That-Makes-Sense@reddit
The hospital bill was $7,777.77.
dang_dude_dont@reddit
Took him 7 weeks to recover
notyourregularninja@reddit
More like 77,777.77
Aerodrive160@reddit
Uh, yeah. Got it.
Githyerazi@reddit
Add another 7
dapppf@reddit
$7.777,777
Jeggasyn@reddit
He went to the hospital to get those broken ribs looked at. Doctor fixed him up and the bill came to 7777 dollars & 77 cents
RED_DAHMER@reddit
My birthday is July 7th. This joke is my life or my life is a joke.
bustaflow25@reddit
I lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,lol times.
Intrestingly_Amazing@reddit
Hi I’m an 8th of Auguster, we might not be the same, but we’re definitely brothers
Canadian47@reddit
Hey! Me too. My wife as well, also our wedding anniversary...some people just don't plan ahead!
Intrestingly_Amazing@reddit
RemindMe! August 8 2026 “Wish this man and his wife a very happy birthday, and a blissful anniversary”
ron1sr@reddit
Awwww, how brotherly of you.
Pocket_Jury@reddit
My son is the same!
Opposite_Cold8616@reddit
Should have bet on it to come in seventh.
DashArcane@reddit
It was funnier than I thought it was going to be.
Smug_Designer@reddit
Should have played lucky 7 on the slots
Europapoint@reddit
Hes saddled with a loss
___HeyGFY___@reddit
This is about 20 years old, and the original version was all fives.
_kurt_propane_@reddit
I like this but I think it should be like a guy is walking down the street and sees another guy crying with his head in his hands. Then the crying guys tells his story except for the punchline. Then the first guys says, “that’s amazing! So why are you crying?” And then the guys says the punchline. Just my opinion
gutfounderedgal@reddit
I guess his 7 toes on each foot didn't count for anything. Well, may 14.
SwingCaravan@reddit
All along Iron Maiden’s « Seventh son of a seventh son » was playing in the background
🤘🤘🤘🤘
billy_shears007@reddit
Or Rory Gallagher‘s song of the same title.
Renchard@reddit
Good old number 777.
DougPudenda@reddit
Next level joke
Frido1976@reddit
No, 7th level joke!
DougPudenda@reddit
😂😂 my bad!
diamondgreene@reddit
I shoulda seen that comin a mile away. 😉
Frido1976@reddit
7 miles!
tesla3by3@reddit
I saw it coming 8 furlongs away.
YouKnowTheRulesAndSo@reddit
He should have gone to the craps table
Lietenantdan@reddit
Haha yes. Put all his money on the pass line and keep pushing until you hit the max.
erikieperikie@reddit
He could've bet that the horse would come in 7th with a 7.777 seconds behind.
Quiverjones@reddit
And if you've made it this far...7 days
Prudent-Let-3959@reddit
I like this one 😂😂
auld-guy@reddit
He should have played the slots.
6ft9man@reddit
He should have played Craps