What’s the difference between a Vietnamese restaurant and an Indian restaurant?

Posted by MathGecko@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 20 comments

One is Pho profit, and the other is Naan profit.

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Bladrak01@reddit

The Indian restaurant had a secret bread recipe. Employees were asked to sign a naan-disclosure agreement.

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fritz_da_cat@reddit

I love the joke, but wouldn't this mean that they must disclose the recipe?

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AreYouAnOakMan@reddit

Not if the agreement in the naan-disclosure was of nondisclosure of the naan. Then the naan would remain undisclosed.

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After my naan had married my grandad, she was in bed with her head on the pilau, waiting for him to get spicy with her; but he wouldn't come to bed. Finally, he admitted he'd been with the bridesmaid and caught a dosa and he needed to goan get some antibiotics before he consummated the marriage.

Naan was livid and she picked up a jug of water and proceeded to puri it all over his head. He felt so ashamed he started to be sick and spent the whole night with his head down aloo.

Naan's anger subsided and she was korma the next morning. Grandad wanted the marriage to work and naan said she'd a-ghee to that.

There's a moral to this story. Fuck knows what it is, so it's up to you what you take-away from it.

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