Tom Jones was performing in town
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And a pair of drop dead gorgeous beautiful female Siamese twins who were joined at the hip saw the ad for the concert in the local paper. One of them said hey Tom Jones is in town, how would you like to go and see him? They agreed to go hoping they might get to meet him. Tom Jones did in fact notice them from the stage and asked for them to be sent to his room. After a couple of drinks he asked them if they would be into any hanky-panky and one of them definitely was but the other one not so much. Tom asked the other one what she likes doing and she said she actually likes to play the trombone so he picked one up from the Horn section so she could keep herself amused while he had his way with the other one.
A couple of years later there was another ad in the paper that the twins saw and one of them said hey would you like to go see Tom Jones again? The other twin replied “Do you think you would remember us?”
SouthCulture6230@reddit
Tom Jones allegedly once shagged my aunty before he was famous and was a jobbing singer around the local Welsh working men's clubs where he started out...
From the stories I've heard from my family, this joke could well be real. Uncle Tom as he's referred too in my family, had a bit of a reputation!
rulaandri@reddit
Is that a real musician? I thought op just picked generic sounding names
IsItSupposedToDoThat@reddit
You’ve never heard of Tom Jones?
rulaandri@reddit
I guess not. I'll google him later
TheBaltimoron@reddit
Not as big of a reputation as your aunty.
hamminator1955@reddit
I also vote for this auntie, back in the 60's.
SouthCulture6230@reddit
Don't vote for my aunty!
She was a minger and all this says about uncle Tom is he had low standards!
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stayoffmygrass@reddit
It's nice work if you can get it!
sonofaresiii@reddit
What? Was one of the twins Tom Jones?
Moston_Dragon@reddit
I think the last "you" is a typo
ragnarok62@reddit
Despite the typo in the punchline, I laughed my ass off to this one.
Sheffieldsvc@reddit
This kind of thing happens sometimes. It's not unusual.
maassie@reddit
To be loved by anyone?
wengelite@reddit
Was it in Detroit City?
eglantinel@reddit
Sorry I am the dumb one - could some ELI5 please?
I8already@reddit
The punch line was supposed to say "Do you think HE would remember us".
Funny because how many times would he have had hanky panky with a Siamese twin while the other played a trombone. Seems hard to forget.
At least that's how I interpreted it, maybe I'm completely off too lol
Metboy1970@reddit
Well, first, the punchline needs to be edited to be grammatically correct. For those that don’t get it, it’s ironical. Of course he would remember conjoined twins in which he made love to on while the other played trombone. It’s a sort of a “meh” joke but it is funny to some people and that is all that matters.
HighlandsBen@reddit
I like it.
cheetuzz@reddit
explain for a friend?
TurbulentWeb1941@reddit
I like it to the point where I think I better dance now.
RecalcitrantHuman@reddit
It sounds like it was a bit unusual.
Buffalo_Soldier2024@reddit
Daughter of Darkness….
karma_the_sequel@reddit
Muffed the punch line.
PublicEnemaNumberOne@reddit
A guy goes to the doctor, frantic. "Doc, I keep playing "green green grass of home" I my head. Over and over. I can't stop it. It's become unbearable!"
The doc examines him and concludes "Ah, it appears you have Tom Jones Syndrome."
"Oh, great. Never heard of it. Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
wrenhunter@reddit
You can tell they’re twins, because they were both horny.
DoFr56@reddit
The strange part was that when orgasm time arrived, the twin playing the trombone had the relief pleasure take place in her brain.
The twin Tom was dicking went nowhere!
boots_the_barbarian@reddit
Sounds like something Norm Macdonald would say on Conan.
bussinbeats@reddit
Depends how well you played that trombone
sidewaysbynine@reddit
Or maybe how well the other one played his flute
sliever48@reddit
Got a good laugh out of me
Odd_Tea_2100@reddit
The twins sure didn't forget trombone and Tom bone.
geospacedman@reddit
"conjoined twins" you insensitive clod!
stewieatb@reddit
"Doctor, you've got to help me. I've got a runny nose, I've lost my sense of smell, and all I can hear is the baseline from "It's Not Unusual""
"Ah", says the doctor. "You've caught Croonervirus."
marcosimoncini@reddit
He could asking the second twin for a rusty trombone