I was driving along with my young son when we noticed a car driving erratically ahead of us
Posted by Hairy-Secretary2218@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 23 comments
As we pulled along side it ready to overtake the window came down and a massive dildo ( 16 inches if a day it was ) came flying out the window and smacked into our windscreen before flying off to the curb side
My son looked confused for a second before asking
“ What was that Dad ? “
I had to think quick “ That was a moth “ I replied “ Just a moth “
He thought about it for a while and said
“ Fuck that moth had a big cock eh Dad ! “
dustinoffman@reddit
I first heard this joke differently with Laurena Bobbitt… Two old ladies are driving along the highway one day and unbeknownst to them, they were following Laurena Bobbitt just after she’d done the deed (younger readers may have to Google this one, it happened in 1993 lol).
Laurena throws the dissected phallus out her window and it smacks into the windshield of the old ladies’ car. One turns to the other and exclaims, “Jesus, Edith, did you see the size of the cock on that fly?”
Sea848@reddit
I heard it hit a motorcycle rider on the face and now he is cock eyed.
TOboulol@reddit
Daddy why do you have a moth collection at home?
rectim@reddit
Moth dick collection
sudomatrix@reddit
> 16 inches if a day it was
Wut?
FunAdministration334@reddit
I laughed.
That’s my kinda dumb shit right thar
gilfromisrael@reddit
Was it flying from the magic dildo joke?
IAmAnObvioustrollAMA@reddit
Magic dildo your ass...
CreHater@reddit
Voodoo Dick, my ass.
NH48K@reddit
Should have seen the size of those mothballs….
badOedipus@reddit
You know what moth balls smell like?!?
How'd you get their legs apart?
Overall_Leopard_9170@reddit
So the car was actually driving erotically
DaoFerret@reddit
Auto-erotically if it was in self-driving mode.
harryregician@reddit
Musk designed
ralphonsob@reddit
If you pull alongside it, you are already overtaking it.
And who would pull alongside an erratically driven car? You'd either stay behind it, or get passed it as quickly as possible.
Calm_Canary@reddit
I have endless sympathy for anybody who has to interact with you on a daily basis.
ralphonsob@reddit
I'm sure everyone who knows me will agree with you.
JRN333@reddit
How do you pass it without pulling up alongside it in the process? Inquiring minds want to know.
ralphonsob@reddit
For me "pulling up alongside" means "matching speed with". Does it mean something else for you?
neutrino71@reddit
Canadian or New Zealander eh dad?
VertigoDoc@reddit
I heard it was when following a garbage truck that went over a big bump. And the little girl says "I'm surprised it can get off the ground with a cock that size."
greenbaron76@reddit
Awesome, I needed that laugh this morning
JollyOutcome88@reddit
Son: “I bet mommy doesn’t know it got out of her dresser”