You ever been to Walmart? There's so much stuff. Who needs all of this stuff? Ok, the other day I found spoon for avocados. Are you kidding me? You're telling me, someone needs a special spoon to eat avocados? You just put the spoon in your avocado, OK? It's not hard.

But there's so much stuff at Walmart. I need a store with one, maybe two things. That's it, OK? I was trying to buy dental floss. You know, that string you put in your teeth and you go back and forth and it makes your mirror all gross? Yes, that stuff. Look, I don't know, my dentist tells me to do it.

So I ask the guy at Walmart, where is the dental floss? You know what he said? You know what he told me? Aisle 27. Excuse me? You're telling me, I gotta get across 27 aisles just buy dental floss? OK. So I'm walking and I'm walking and walking. Aisle 24, Aisle 25... and then it just stops at aisle 26. There's no more aisle. Just a wall.

So I'm like where is aisle 27?

I ask another guy. He says oh yeah, it's buy aisle 6. Excuse me... what? WHAT?!? Who numbered this place? I just leave. I get outta there, it takes me ten minutes to walk across the 26 aisle. I'm winded by the end of this. I have no lung capacity left.

And that's why I'm opening a dental floss store, OK? You walk in, you get your floss, and there's no troubles. There's no aisles, just a stand full of floss. And any one of you's gets 10% off, OK? Thank you.