A man is looking for organic vegetables for his mother-in-law
Posted by EmergencyNo7427@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments
He looks in the Produce isle, but can't find any.
He asks a stockboy "These veggies are for my mother-in law. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?"
The stockboy says "No, you'll have to do that yourself."
absolute_Friday@reddit
Why does it feel like a lot of the jokes on this sub lately have been written by AI?
Sergio_Poduno@reddit
I heard the one about old woman selling apples with sign 'Chernobyl apples'. The guy approached her and said: 'you will never sell any apples with that sign!' She sad: 'actually I am very popular here, huge demand, some women buy apples for their husbands, some men for their wifes. Some for their mothers-in-law, some for their sons-in-law...
ktka@reddit
another1harder@reddit
Accomplice stock boy named in murder investigation.
Waitsfornoone@reddit
That's in the hardware section.