I was sat at the end of my bed just now pulling off my boxers
Posted by FabulousKitchen5831@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 43 comments
when the wife said to me.
You know you really spoil those dogs.
BambiLee92663@reddit
I’m horrified by … A) this joke … 2) how long it took me to get it
LilTex-0825@reddit
Ditto
Cowboy_Reaper@reddit
Double red rocket!
Mr_Blott@reddit
10/10 would be scarred by visual imagery again
Cuhuldra@reddit
I'm just amazed at the two handed dexterity!
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
Let's just hope the relationship between owner and dogs isn't similarly transactional.
FabulousKitchen5831@reddit (OP)
Not entirely but I do let them lick it
Acrobatic_Matter_109@reddit
Good boy. You definitely deserve a treat.
donrocas@reddit
My dogs are killin me.
Cuhuldra@reddit
I'm getting old. I had to read that 3 times before it made sense.
Pm-me-ur-happysauce@reddit
I don't get it
BambiLee92663@reddit
Lucky !
Eversnuffley@reddit
"pulling off" Boxer is a type of dog
Cuhuldra@reddit
Red rocket, Red Rocket!!
Pm-me-ur-happysauce@reddit
Ooooohhhhh.... Thanks
Rod-Lancealot@reddit
We were intentionally mislead, which made it funny 😁
Ace612807@reddit
Fun fact: if you don't snip your male dog for whatever reason, it is recommended to jerk him off time to time so he doesn't become uncontrollable meeting a random female dog
justonebiatch@reddit
I don’t know the facts but that’s not true anyway
TheMadDruid@reddit
I think that might be disgusting 🤮
Mobile-Virus-9760@reddit
That's a joke??
whitmanrocks@reddit
Foghorn Leghorn joins the conversation: “That’s a joke, son.”
badOedipus@reddit
I say, I say that boy’s about as sharp as a pound o’ wet leather.
FabulousKitchen5831@reddit (OP)
Could be, could be truth who’s to say which is which nowadays?
Historical-Capital97@reddit
Every dog has his day.
MsBobbyJenkins@reddit
Dude I just woke up.
galt-john1984@reddit
Then get to work on those dogs
BreezeTempest@reddit
I smirked. “Pulling off” is naughty, right?
TheRealMcHugh@reddit
No it's fine, but maybe keep your hands to yourself or a consenting partner. Can dogs consent?...
Physical-Job46@reddit
….? ….. ….OH GOD!! 🤮😅
Much-War1743@reddit
I have no problem with that, just don't let them batter you in the ring!
complexcarbon@reddit
I had a similar thing happen. I was on the bed stroking my weiner, and my wife said, “She really adores it when you pet her like that”.
flying_carabao@reddit
I was playing with my girl's pussy in bed the other night. My girl then walks in and tells me to get her cat off the bed.
TTT_2k3@reddit
I went back to a girl’s house after a first date and she got mad at me for not looking her in the eyes, instead staring at her hooters. In my defense, I’d never seen owls inside a house before.
EmptyMarsupial8556@reddit
Did you hear about the homosexual bell ringer? He tolled off the vicar
RockhardJohnson@reddit
Just a bit of downhill skiing with man’s best friends
OarsandRowlocks@reddit
🟥🚀!
RueClerIsWhere@reddit
🤔🤣🤢 Angry upvote otw.
Aur0raAustralis@reddit
Do you guys remember when you'd think carefully about what you said before posting anything on the internet, knowing it would be there forever tied to an identity?
Different-Term-2250@reddit
Pepperidge farms remembers.
The internet was a mistake.
IrishFlukey@reddit
Alternative punchline: One was a heavyweight, the other a middleweight, both enjoying what their trainer was doing.
punkfunkymonkey@reddit
I was thinking '...then I said your turn now' and they said 'help us take these gloves off first'
FunAdministration334@reddit
“Ew, gross!” -Raven Simone
And everyone else.
r2killawat@reddit
A boy and his dog! 😂