How do you know if someone's a DJ?
Posted by stinky_dildo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments
don't worry, they'll tell you
Posted by stinky_dildo@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 38 comments
don't worry, they'll tell you
Opposite-Courage8671@reddit
Same rule applies to vegans and crypto guys
ostrya@reddit
And people from Texas. And people who went to Harvard
XarmtheinsaneX@reddit
And pc gamers
RealCrazySwordGirl@reddit
We're just looking for others of our kind, dude, so we can hop on discord together and go play some borderlands 😆
LSF604@reddit
And that annoying group of people we all hate
Opposite-Courage8671@reddit
so true
Louder247@reddit
In Australia it's people from Melbourne...
GreatSouthernSloth@reddit
Fuck, I was thinking of saying the same thing.
It's true, isn't it? Melbourne does love talking about Melbourne.
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
As a one time visitors, I really liked Melbourne. A lot. I'd move there
maxington26@reddit
In England it's people from Yorkshire
trypressingf13@reddit
And people who own a house in France
djshadesuk@reddit
I'm not sure how I feel about this.
leAlexc@reddit
Do you know what the most important part of being a DJ is? Showing up!
UnderwhelmingJokes@reddit
You can also find it on their wikiwiki page
OlDirtyBathtub@reddit
There are no truly original jokes left to make .
behumb@reddit
How do you know if a person is a marine? Don’t worry. They will tell you.
MjolnirPants@reddit
This works for vegans, militant atheists (I'm a non-militant atheist, and I just realized I might have proved it works for all atheists) and Cav Scouts, too.
PantherX69@reddit
What happens when a DJ is also a vegan and does CrossFit?
OlDirtyBathtub@reddit
Just check the wiki wiki Wikipedia .
UnderwhelmingJokes@reddit
Damn I should have scrolled down, you beat me to it
BigTintheBigD@reddit
Same for a Baylor graduate.
ztreHdrahciR@reddit
Why
One_Economist_3761@reddit
I heard this as
“How do you know someone’s a vegan?”
Don’t worry, they’ll tell you.
RabidPlaty@reddit
There’s a bunch of variations. How do you know someone’s a doctor, how do you know someone went to Harvard, how do you know someone is into CrossFit. This joke is old as shit.
evil_boy4life@reddit
As an engineer I feel left out.
ChipRauch@reddit
Having spent several years as a DJ myself, I can assure you that this is not true.
Ewetootwo@reddit
And your position is vinyl!
DamnedGladToMeetYou@reddit
Good one.
olegolas_1983@reddit
By the eyeliner and chubby face?
patch1103@reddit
That tracks.
NoTime4YourBullshit@reddit
Their name is Errrrik?
DjSpelk@reddit
Hi
YummyYumi22@reddit
They always sound like a broken record.
HowlingWolven@reddit
I hear this one all the time, except it’s pilots.
Eaglefrost4@reddit
Same with Rock climbers … I’m a rock climber btw
nb6635@reddit
Scratch that.
thebookofswindles@reddit
What’s the difference between God and a DJ?
God doesn’t think he’s a DJ
Ewetootwo@reddit
They always put a spin on it.