A man goes to a prostitute.

Posted by floppybunny26@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 133 comments

She can't stop talking about how awesome her pussy is.

To demonstrate, she says to him, "Put a finger in." He puts a finger in.

"Put two fingers in." He puts two fingers in.

"Put your hand in." He does.

"Put your other hand in." He does.

"Now, clap!" He says, "Um, I can't."

She says, "Tight, isn't it?"