A man was walking home one day when he heard a scream:

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"Please save me!"

He looked around and saw a rabbit running towards him, chased by a dog. To his absolute shock, the rabbit opened its mouth and said:

"Please save me, good sir!"

He picked it up in his arms and chased the dog away. The rabbit spoke:

"Thank you so much, sir. Please take me home with you so that I may be safe."

The young man was still in shock, but did so anyway. In his room at home, the rabbit said:

"I am in fact a girl cursed by an evil warlock whose advances I spurned. But if I were to be kissed by a brave man such as yourself, I would be turned back to normal!"

The young man decided to do so. And then the rabbit turned back into a beautiful girl with auburn hair, blue eyes, and who was only 16 years old.

"And I swear, Officer, that was how she got into my room!"