A man was walking home one day when he heard a scream:
Posted by YakClear601@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 5 comments
"Please save me!"
He looked around and saw a rabbit running towards him, chased by a dog. To his absolute shock, the rabbit opened its mouth and said:
"Please save me, good sir!"
He picked it up in his arms and chased the dog away. The rabbit spoke:
"Thank you so much, sir. Please take me home with you so that I may be safe."
The young man was still in shock, but did so anyway. In his room at home, the rabbit said:
"I am in fact a girl cursed by an evil warlock whose advances I spurned. But if I were to be kissed by a brave man such as yourself, I would be turned back to normal!"
The young man decided to do so. And then the rabbit turned back into a beautiful girl with auburn hair, blue eyes, and who was only 16 years old.
"And I swear, Officer, that was how she got into my room!"
AdequateZoolander@reddit
Even jokes about underage girls are not funny considering how the public feels about Andrew and Donald.
Jonathan_Peachum@reddit
Good one.
Reminds me of the Dean Martin joke:
"Just the other day, Frank Sinatra went to Disneyland with a girl and they visited the Haunted House. He said that it scared the pants off him!"
"At least that's what he told the judge..."
humanish-lump@reddit
Amused
SirBananaOrngeCumber@reddit
Lol!!! Great joke
I’d just take out “young” man, because if he’s like 16 himself that’s no creepy
PristineAd621@reddit
Damn good joke