What’s the difference between a nine volt battery and a butthole?
Posted by StarsBear75063@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 33 comments
Everyone knows not to stick their tongue on a nine volt battery.
Missing4Bolts@reddit
I once stuck my tongue on a slot car track to check if it was connected. It was. The burn took several days to heal.
Hamilton950B@reddit
When I was in high school I wired a bench supply to a slot car track. It went up to 200 volts. I think the standard supply is more like 15 volts. If the track was perfectly straight you could run it up to about 70 volts, above that the car would just bounce out of the slot.
Missing4Bolts@reddit
Early prototype railgun?
Hamilton950B@reddit
Haha yes. After we realized any curve in the track would derail the car, we built a drag race course on the ping pong table. The car would shoot off the end of the table and hit the wall on the other side of the room. Those cars are surprisingly tough. The plastic shells crack but you can remove them and just run the metal chassis. The flat rotor would get hot to the touch but never burned out.
Missing4Bolts@reddit
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OctoWings13@reddit
Everyone know not to stick their tongue on a 9v battery...but we still do
Doismelllikearobot@reddit
I'm evidently not part "everyone", I've never heard not to do so
koos_die_doos@reddit
I was told that it's the easiest way to check if they're still good.
SteveIsTheDude@reddit
Buttholes?
Daohor@reddit
Both
Easythaiger@reddit
I got an idea….
Magfaeridon@reddit
This may be a bit of a shock...
ntermation@reddit
I am actually kind of curious about how this is gonna play out. Let me know?
DuffMiver8@reddit
The version I heard was:
Why is a nine volt battery like a woman’s butthole?
You know you shouldn’t lick it, but somehow you just can’t resist.
—told to me by my chiropractor. I miss that guy. RIP
Isthatyourfinger@reddit
Linking buttholes killed him, but he died happy.
Capt_Snarky@reddit
“Adjusting” buttholes killed him. Still happy.
Tonimusha@reddit
THE TASTE !
Local_City_8174@reddit
Depends on the butthole. LOL!
NattieGaming@reddit
We have all tried it once
rainblade1980@reddit
I've never licked an asshole
drivelhead@reddit
Yourr missing out.
BGFlyingToaster@reddit
Not me ... not yet, not now, not ever. That's disgusting. I respect myself too much to put my tongue on a 9V
Raiddinn1@reddit
I feel like this joke makes a dumb assumption in order for the punchline to work.
r2killawat@reddit
It's like what's the difference between buggers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli. (And it's just a joke)
2BallsInTheHole@reddit
The similarity? If you lick it and nothing happens, it's probably dead.
Nolongeranalpha@reddit
I costs you 20$ if you want to see me lick a 9 volt
PewRpew@reddit
With your butt tongue? I'll take a gander. Lemme check the couch for some quarters.
Plus-King5266@reddit
That is definitely a generational joke.
ccReptilelord@reddit
Only one of these things is powering my smoke detectors.
timmeh87@reddit
instructions unclear, battery in butthole
Dyrogitory@reddit
Butt, that’s how you know if it’s ok.
Edit: That sentence works for both scenarios.
roughczech@reddit
Anus is like a 9 vault battery. Everyone will eventually lick one
agentchuck@reddit
Well yeah... You get a terrible coppery taste when you lick a 9V.