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I was datin’ this girl from Eaton.

Posted by CharvelSoloist@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 12 comments

Or maybe it was the other way around and she was from Dayton.

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Zoilo2@reddit

Does she know anyone from Nantucket??
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exkingzog@reddit

He’s too busy having aural sex.
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AE_WILLIAMS@reddit

He could hear himself coming and going, right?
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KrispyRice9@reddit

So like ASMR but naughty?
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Elephant-Opening@reddit

Try a gal from Brookeville or New Lebanon, I hear they're down for either.
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CCUN-Airport761@reddit

I know you misspelled Brookville, and these people have no idea that these are towns in Ohio. It’s never fun when you have to explain the joke.
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Elephant-Opening@reddit

Oh shit, you're right about the spelling. Glad *somebody* got it lol. I'd like to think Dave Chappelle would too... surely at some point he took US-35 out to a show in Richmond or something.
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OldDale@reddit

That's an eastern Indiana / Ohio, thinking man's joke there. My dad was from Eaton Indiana, near enough to Dayton so that always landed
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Flickster81@reddit

Do you know where Engaged, Ohio is? Somewhere between Dayton and Marion...
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losingfocus33@reddit

…and that’s when the cannibalism started.
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superdrunk1@reddit

Not that kind of eating broh
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cobbs_totem@reddit

I grew up 45 minutes from both towns and the joke was more direct: I used to date a girl from Eaton. Now I eat a girl from Dayton.
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