I used to date a teacher
Posted by TheFr1nk@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 27 comments
Any time we had sex she insisted I put my hand up first.
Posted by TheFr1nk@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 27 comments
Any time we had sex she insisted I put my hand up first.
fh3131@reddit
I think this is a Jimmy Carr joke, no?
Abdul_Exhaust@reddit
What's the difference between that teacher and a brick? The teacher sucks cock, and the brick doesn't.
CTPeachhead@reddit
Did she grade on a curve?
Abdul_Exhaust@reddit
I don't carrot all
AtticusDutch@reddit
"A teacher? A teacher? Honey, prostitutes make twice that money!"
MSB218@reddit
I like your styles.
AtticusDutch@reddit
YES!
MSB218@reddit
Did y’all hear about that cross-eyed teacher who got fired from her job because she couldn’t control her pupils?
achalawdi@reddit
I used to date my history teacher until I find another finger in her deep grave.
FunkiestLizard@reddit
I still do, but I used to too
DeadMeat02@reddit
Please tell me you weren't home schooled.
Buffalo95842@reddit
Those oral exams were a real test…
spud1414@reddit
I used to date my English teacher but she broke up with me due to my improper colon usage.
Dramatic_Ad2282@reddit
Thi one is top notch wordplay
joesquatchnow@reddit
She taught me Everything!
Moonrajah@reddit
Did she de-grade you?
TheFr1nk@reddit (OP)
She gave me an F. I gave her a D in my evaluation
Moonrajah@reddit
Fuckin' A
deannatroi_lefttit@reddit
She wouldn't let me
Emergency_faceplant@reddit
Should have worked harder. Bs are good though
CTPeachhead@reddit
I thought you would say "She would make me do it over until I got it right"
javahart@reddit
Up where?
Waitsfornoone@reddit
Doctor: 'What's wrong with your shoulder?"
ME: "I had to keep my hand up in the air constantly."
Weekly_Work_2732@reddit
I had to keep doing it again and again until I got it right
TheFr1nk@reddit (OP)
If you make a mistake, just rub it out
Moonrajah@reddit
I bet it must have been de-grading for you.
spikeyuk@reddit
Hahaha my kind of humour.