Martha then walked to her neighbor and said, “Last week, Rupert always chased every squirrel he could see. How did you train your dog so well?” 

Her neighbor explained, “It’s quite simple,” and held up a remote, “I use a shock collar on Rupert . If Rupert does something I don’t want him to do, I shock him.” 

Two weeks later, Martha was arrested and asked her neighbor to visit her in prison. When her neighbor first arrived, they asked, “What happened?” 

Martha growled, “Why didn’t you tell me?” 

Her neighbor arched a brow, “Tell you what?” 

Martha explained, “You didn’t tell me I couldn’t use a shock collar on children!”