Two guys decide to have a butt kicking contest

Posted by gzuckier@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 9 comments

The first guy takes a long run, hauls off, and kicks the other guy so hard he goes flying 10 feet.

The second guy lies there for a minute, gasping in pain then pulls himself together, stands up, and says, "My turn."

The first guy says "Never mind, you win."

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Half_Past_Five@reddit

You just unlocked a childhood memory for me. Totally forgot about that

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pilgin@reddit

Google “Johnny Carson Buddy Hackett Duck Joke “

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Thanks for sharing this! Embarrassed to say at 32 I don’t know much of him but I can see where a lot of comedians took inspiration from him (or vice versa, again I’m unfamiliar). Can’t wait to dive into the rest of his work!

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DuffMiver8@reddit

There ya go

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UnnusAbbus@reddit

I don't get it

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backfire10z@reddit

First guy got to kick the second guy without any repercussions.