I won first place in a muscle losing contest
Posted by RedEM43@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
And all I got was atrophy
Posted by RedEM43@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 25 comments
And all I got was atrophy
aegersz@reddit
Clever
Bentup85@reddit
your weakly training paid off
Imnottheassman@reddit
I don’t like that tone.
shwarma_heaven@reddit
Myo Myo so path-etic
Terry_Cruz@reddit
WASTED
DaoFerret@reddit
You know what they say: No pain. No gain.
LabAny3059@reddit
another saying is: no pain, no pain
AKMonkey2@reddit
Weak effort, dude.
WhatsHisNameHuh@reddit
Quit your job at the fitness center with a too weak notice.
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Notlolol@reddit
What a flex.
ktka@reddit
Byeceps!
Bbop512@reddit
Being 64 years old I laughed!!
Europapoint@reddit
I just wasted away
Fuckoffassholes@reddit
The loser got hyped
StinkySoggyUnderwear@reddit
At least they didn’t give you a trophy
TomahawkA5@reddit
Strong punchline
tornait-hashu@reddit
That punchline is technically anything but strong
NoWingedHussarsToday@reddit
That sounds like a cat ass trophy.............
DepartmentOfJustAss@reddit
Least but not last.
substandardpoodle@reddit
My British ex-boyfriend had a joke about coming in first place…
He said he only drank Haffenreffer beer because you could keep ordering it after you were drunk and the bartender couldn’t tell. But the joke was that the beer was so bad:
If you came in second place in the bar trivia contest the prize was 2 Haffenreffer beers. If you came in first place the prize was 1 Haffenreffer beer.
Cunari@reddit
Of course you used Won pound dumbells
slade51@reddit
Rest days are important
Overall_Leopard_9170@reddit
I thought your erection fell in 1 sec
kdssek@reddit
you finished dead first.
GuntherHogmoney@reddit
Ironically sponsored by Gain.