A man visits his wife in the hospital...

Posted by Ixz72@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 3 comments

She has been in a come for a few months and he was losing hope.

Just then the doctor walks in and he asked if there was anything he could possibly do to wake her up.

The doctor leans in close and says "it hasn't been proven, but some say oral sex to completion has helped wake some people up from a coma".

The man smiled and nodded.

The doctor walked out of the room and shirt the door behind him.

A few minutes later, the medical staff gets alerted to an alarm and rushes back into the room.

The woman was flat lining and the doctor saw the man with his pants around his ankle and had a raging boner.

"What the hell happened? " asked the doctor?

The man answered "well you told me to give her oral sex so I shoved my dick down her throat and I guess she must've choked".