So, why did you decide to become a proctologist?
Posted by noobboszcz@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 21 comments
I guess I saw an opening.
Posted by noobboszcz@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 21 comments
I guess I saw an opening.
pdfrg@reddit
My financials were in arears
Safeword-is-banana@reddit
Not the 18 holes a day he imagined while studying medicine.
roughczech@reddit
He likes to go for 20. Proctology/Gynecology double major
JeUlrichej@reddit
Could still BE 18 holes!!!
Gingerishidiot@reddit
I can't put my finger on the reason
wray_nerely@reddit
I weighed the pros and cons of becoming a proctologist and found there were way too many butts
SirBananaOrngeCumber@reddit
Is that a pro or con?
nb6635@reddit
In the end, I’d does really matter.
FriedBreakfast@reddit
Working in tech support, I told my coworker to do your job like a proctologist..... You deal with one asshole at a time.
sugarfreedaddy2@reddit
I was gonna be a gynecologist...but I missed by this much 🤏
Warpmind@reddit
Seymour Butz, is that you?
Overall_Leopard_9170@reddit
I've always worked my way up in life
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
As the proctologist pulled out his thermometer to sign the report....he stopped and " damn, ! some arsehole has got my pen "
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
What's the difference between a proctologists pen and thermometer ?
The taste
WetTruckman@reddit
Honestly, I was depressed and down in the dumps. I felt I couldn't go any lower.
I was wrong...
Ok-Philosopher8995@reddit
If you have to deal with assholes every day, you might as well get paid for it.
Sam_the_beagle1@reddit
No end in sight for these jokes.
Rude_Cabinet_5639@reddit
As a child I was fascinated by starfish.
JellyfishWrangler69@reddit
“Someone once told me to take my finger out of my ass and get a job. I decided to play to my strengths.”
Saftylad@reddit
I work with assholes every day, figured I might as well have the title too
NevRaDull_Moment1969@reddit
Keeping your @$$ healthy, its what we do!!!