Because I am dyslexic, I wrote my proposal in a card, and carefully checked almost all the words.
Posted by grat_is_not_nice@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 35 comments
It said:
I l0ve y0u, and I want t0 sp3nd the rest 0f my life with y0u and have no ragurts.
She read the card and said - "I don't want to have any either".
I was so happy.
Ten years and three children later, I am really regretting not checking how to spell >!rugrats!<.
substandardpoodle@reddit
What does DNA stand for?
National Dyslexic Association.
SayMyBame@reddit
And??
Eurylochushater24@reddit
its out if order. DNA but the acronym of what they put was NDA
loreofthecat@reddit
Whoosh! 😂
Unlucky-Put4702@reddit
Non Dusclure?
Odd-Respect7172@reddit
Dames are Not Aggressive
FallingKen@reddit
Charter member, and I didn't even notice that until it was pointed out...
msmith7871@reddit
🤣 Take my upvote.........
liftguy111@reddit
I was diagnosed with CDO. (it’s like OCD but alphabetical, THE WAY IT SHOULD BE!)
Bitter_Peach_8062@reddit
I love it!!! OP, I also love your username.
JamboForrest@reddit
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Broad-Hall-1393@reddit
Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout, "Air in the hands mother stickers! This is a fuck up!"
karky214@reddit
Rugratulati0ns.
iamkeerock@reddit
Thanks Scooby!
pedro_pascal_123@reddit
Rinkies!
Hostillian@reddit
He would have got away with that, if it weren't for you pesky kids.
DaoFerret@reddit
The culprit was him, when he pulled the hood off, eh?
JAFRedditPostor@reddit
I just diligently tried to wipe your avatar off my phone's screen. Couldn't get it to work.
WolfmanSG@reddit
I thought it was a piece of my eye lashing and tried to blow it off my phone and also tried to scratch it off
Valuable-Paramedic93@reddit
For dyslexics , spell check is their enema
Woodythdog@reddit
Dyslexics of the world untie!
parsennik@reddit
Lysdexie’s unite!!!
North_Station_302@reddit
... untie !!
Unusual-Flow-4301@reddit
Rugrats
Sloeman@reddit
Dyslexics Untie!
DoorExtension8175@reddit
If life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
IneedaWIPE@reddit
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do? Stay up all night pondering the meaning of dog.
PhotoChet@reddit
I'm sorry, I read that as "regrets"!
grat_is_not_nice@reddit (OP)
That's what she said ...
ValuableMoment2@reddit
Nice! Got a chuckle out of me.
Fearless_Club8503@reddit
Why would you write your proposal on a card if you're dyslexic? Wouldn't it be better to avoid writing it if you're dyslexic? The setup doesn't work.
boldpsi@reddit
are you a member of DAM? Mother's Against Dyslexia
Opposite-Courage8671@reddit
Bro accidentally signed a legally binding ‘no regrets’ contract
grat_is_not_nice@reddit (OP)
the things we do to get dialed
smitty1e@reddit
Rugrats.