Why did the condom fly through the air?
Posted by floppybunny26@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Because it was pissed off.
Posted by floppybunny26@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 22 comments
Because it was pissed off.
flipthatbitch_@reddit
Makes no sense at all. What else typically flies through the air when getting pissed off?
floppybunny26@reddit (OP)
My alcoholic trapeze artist father.
Quick_Hide@reddit
A Lady J adapter.
AdmAckbar000@reddit
No joke, my little brother's best friend told this joke for show & tell when they were in first grade. Needless to say, he had older brothers too.
nanaacer@reddit
I have two older brothers. One year when I was five I got a bad cut on my middle finger. That summer when we went on our family vacation my brothers told me to show everybody my 'owie' finger while we were driving across the country.
HoneyOk7137@reddit
Was his name Little Johnny?
Legitimate-Log-6542@reddit
Did he spend the remaining 5 years of elementary school in detention?
drowned_beliefs@reddit
What asylum is he in now?
floppybunny26@reddit (OP)
First grade?! Lol.
xersylla@reddit
Two flies were arguing on a toilet seat until one left because he got pissed off.
Dry_Passage_2066@reddit
Or he was pissed on
SuperSmasheMan1@reddit
Come again!?
icedragon71@reddit
It didn't give a flying f-ck.
NikVik@reddit
You can say fuck
Bentup85@reddit
🙌🙌🙌
1882greg@reddit
Didn’t see that one coming.
ShatterStorm76@reddit
Why did the guy leave a condom under his tv ?
To remind him of the dick who fucked off with the Xbox.
How do you reuse a condom ? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
Why do gays like ribbed condoms? Better traction in the mud.
Why do narcisists like ribbed condoms ? They wear them inside out "for their own pleasure"
ice_quincy@reddit
When did it fly ??
drowned_beliefs@reddit
After the two-minute countdown.
RIPcompo@reddit
When you farted?Â
Vera_Telco@reddit
Left behind...
floppybunny26@reddit (OP)
Tell me!