Your son is an artist!

Posted by throwaway1223444j@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 29 comments

A man goes to school to have a meeting with his son’s teachers. He walks into the first classroom and says, "Hello, I’m Giotto’s father. Please excuse me if I sound a bit strange, but I burned my tongue yesterday."

The teacher sighs and says, "Look, we really needed to talk to you. Your son is struggling. He doesn’t know his times tables, he doesn’t know the american states... he doesn’t even know which state he’s in right now! You really need to have a talk with him."

"I'm so sorry," the father replies. "I'll speak with him tonight. But again, please forgive my speech; I really scorched my tongue."

He then moves on to the Art teacher’s office. "Hello, I’m Giotto’s father. Please excuse my voice, I burned my tongue yesterday."

The Art teacher beams. "Oh, don't worry about that! I have to tell you, your son is a prodigy. He’s incredible! Just yesterday, he drew a basket of fruit so realistically that all the other children gathered around trying to pick a piece to eat!"

The father nods and says, "I know, I know... yesterday he drew a vagina on the stove."

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SwedishIngots@reddit

Take my upvote goddamnit

BlatheringNonsense@reddit

I know it's supposed to be a joke about mispronouncing the words because his tongue is scalded, but what were they? I cannot figure this out and I grew up with the "My momma has a big black purse" thing we did in grade school while holding your tongue.

Current_Echo3140@reddit

The joke is that his tongue is burnt because his son drew such a life like vagina on the stove that he started licking the stove. Mispronounced words don’t come into play here

LitigiousCeilingCat@reddit

Right. Because stoves often have vaginas, so who wouldn’t immediately try licking a vagina on a stove?

This really is a joke for grade-schoolers who have no real grasp of what sex is or how it works lol

HydraFlow87@reddit

It's certainly not a joke for those with a tendency to over ANALise everything.

Haha, hey-oh!!

callimpet@reddit

redditers still in grade-school

keestie@reddit

This really is a comment for people who have no idea what jokes are.

I never said it wasn’t a joke, I just said it was a joke for kids lol

Ohhhhhhh. Dang, I am too slow.

Mindless-Sound8965@reddit

Took me a minute, too.

MrMystery1515@reddit

Ohhhh

Xhosant@reddit

See, the joke primes you for an accent joke, but that never comes. Instead we find out how the tongue got burnt.

DiejenEne@reddit

I also expected some accent thing, but rereading it, there origin of the father is never mentioned, is it just because the son's name is Giotto?

Accent as in sounding burned like he apologizes for.

The promise of pun was a distaction.

Evening-Tomatillo-47@reddit

Is there a black purse in here?

Plus-King5266@reddit

It’s on the stove

dmbnl@reddit

Damnit. Upvote granted.

DarkSkies33@reddit

I thought it was
My Momma has a Big Fat Apple

torpedomon@reddit

r/angryupvote

afiuhb3u38c@reddit

The vagina is on the inside.

JonnyElbows_AA@reddit

The vaginal orifice is on the inside. But the vestibule of the vagina is very visible.

must be a very large vagina..

smee_benny@reddit

so what was the first part for exactly?

skweeds@reddit

Not super necessary, but at least they didn’t do the rule of threes.

R_A_H@reddit

Take my godvote, updammit

Logical_Challenge540@reddit

I heard the case where hurt her hand trying to kill the fly that was drawn on table, and the father ran out of tbe bathroom through the door after he found a crocodile drawn in the bathtub...

notyourregularninja@reddit

Artistic arsonist 😆

Trama-D@reddit

I honesttly thought somehow the man would say he knows his son is an artist when, because of his burned tongue, he meant to say "autist" or something.