A guy goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I can't get that song "She's a Lady" out of my head... It keeps repeating and repeating, and it just won't go away...."

Posted by Jokeminder42@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 54 comments

The doctor says, "Hmmm.... sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome."

The guy says, "I never heard of that. Is it rare?"

And the doctor says, "It's not unusual."

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shwarma_heaven@reddit

Watch John Mulaney's Whatsup pussycat bit.

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MianBao@reddit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYIwPu50Fic

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ArmyOldFart@reddit

Somewhere... sometime... one of the people who were subjected to that are going to hear this and track John down and ... well, let's just say it won't be pretty! 🤣

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Revmacd17@reddit

🤣 OMG Thank you for the link. That was so funny!

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Jokeminder42@reddit (OP)

Eugene Mermer has a bit where they played at Tom Jones song about 20 times in a row on a jukebox. I'll see if I can find Mulaney's contribution.

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Jokeminder42@reddit (OP)

You are correct! I heard the bit in the car and sounded like Mirman to me. That must have been the very first time I ever heard Mulaney do anything.

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BodaciousBadongadonk@reddit

can grown men and women be moved to tears by Tom Jones' "It's Not Unusual?"

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_Lane_@reddit

Snoo*

What's snoo, pussycat?

Not much. What's snoo with you?

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Philip_J_Frylock@reddit

It's a much longer song than I remember.

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monkey_zen@reddit

The doctor says, "Hmmm.... sounds like a case of Tom Jones Syndrome." The guy says, "I never heard of that. Is it rare?" And the doctor says, "It's herpes.”

Stolen from a Reddit comment from 10 years ago.

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riceewifee@reddit

Never knew those songs were by the same person, thanks for the knowledge

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Purple-Fortis@reddit

Why Why Why Delilah, I just couldn’t take it anymore.

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leftcoast-usa@reddit

Damn, now I'm gonna have that song in my head. I need to immediately play some music to forget it.

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ElvisMcPelvis@reddit

Guy goes to the doctor with a strawberry stuck up his ass, It’s ok says the doc.. I’ll get you some cream for it !

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danmickla@reddit

Doc, you're making me cry, I wanna die

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sitonit-n-twirl@reddit

This reminds me of “Ed Zachary disease”

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WhatANoob2025@reddit

But are such easy fixes to getboth "She's a lady" and "It's not unusual" out of your head...

Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb

What's new Pussycat oooo, hoooo, ooooo, hooo ooooouuuuuhh

Just help yourself to my lips, to my arms Just say the word, and they are yours

It's good to touch the green, greeen grass of home

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r2killawat@reddit

That song always reminds me of Fear and Loathing 😂

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5xad0w@reddit

“It’s not unusual to get handjobs by a guy named John.”

-Guy I used to work with named John.

Weird guy. Hope he’s doing well.

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CampPineCone@reddit

Put your head on my shoulder because She's a Lady was written by Paul Anka.

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simon23moon@reddit

Similarly:

A guy goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I have Barenaked Ladies songs stuck in my head, all the time, it’s driving me crazy!”

The doctor says, “How awful. How long has this been going on?”

The guy says, “It’s been…”

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tmbgfan1234@reddit

Listen to One Week by the Barenaked Ladies.

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Shoddy-Usual1070@reddit

Always liked his music. When I read that story about him loading his shorts for performances I still can't help chuckling every time I think of it

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I saw Sinatra at Caesars in the early eighties. Tom Jones was going to appear the following week, and Sinatra said something like, "Be sure to come see Tom Jones here next week. He'll be here with his rolled-up newspaper and his boxing gloves in his pants."

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