The rhino’s dilemma
Posted by ValerioLundini@reddit | Jokes | View on Reddit | 16 comments
A rhinoceros stood in the center of a cold, silent room. He was trapped, surrounded by four massive walls of polished, impenetrable granite. There were no doors, no windows, just the heavy scent of stone and the echo of his own breathing.
Determined to find a way out, he lowered his head, focused his gaze on the first wall, and charged with the force of a freight train. **CRASH.** The room shook, but the granite didn’t even chip.
Dazed but not defeated, he turned to the second wall. He sprinted, hooves thundering against the floor, and slammed into it. **THUD.** Still nothing.
He tried the third wall, pouring every ounce of his massive strength into the strike. The impact was deafening, yet the wall remained flawless.
Exhausted, panting, and covered in stone dust, the rhino slowly turned away from the final wall. He didn't look at the granite this time; instead, he looked directly into the void, straight at you.
He sighed, shrugged his massive shoulders, and asked:
“What am I supposed to do now? Am I really expected to break the fourth wall?”
kindenough26@reddit
Okay this was funny!
DW_78@reddit
how did you get stone dust on you if you didn’t chip the wall? what does stone smell like?
callimpet@reddit
was the rhino republican, was they stoned??
bussinbeats@reddit
Still wondering how he got in there
thisisa_fake_account@reddit
If it could look up, it would see the stars, with Mercury in retrograde and Jupiter aligning with Sagittarius, proving that there was no roof.
gzuckier@reddit
He was vicious. Absolutely roofless.
SirBananaOrngeCumber@reddit
It was a female rhino. She broke through the glass ceiling
Organic_Quarter_9848@reddit
Someone who majored in film studies is chuckling right now.
Secret_Possibility79@reddit
If only there was a table, a saw, and some glue in there.
dennyitlo@reddit
Yes, absolutly hit the forth wall. Until you do we won't know what the funny punchline is.
gzuckier@reddit
Break forth!
gzuckier@reddit
Mr. Ionesco, you know we've agreed about you staying off Reddit.
Paullasvegas@reddit
No problem, 3 Strikes and you're out, he escaped
tastesofink@reddit
a bit different - I like it
wrenhunter@reddit
Nope, it’s the same one posted two weeks ago
tastesofink@reddit
oh didn't see that - booo quick reposts